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Sick Joke Book - Final Entries (This challenge is now closed)
Hurry hurry hurry! This is your last chance to get your image into our Sick Joke Book. Unlike our previous challenge, this is a free-style challenge. We're looking for anything A. Funny B. Sick / Tasteless C. Without copyright problems and D. BIG, that's approx 1650px X 2550px. You've got until Thursday to get something before our evil band of judges. So work quick!
UPDATE: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:10)
Why is a picture of Maggie Thatcher much like New Labour's "Millennium Ideas" brainstorm session?
Click for (very) big, and actually legible!
Both result in unnecessary erections.
I do have the biggun as a .png but apparently it's too big for imageshack [I'm hopeless at optimisation, so it's 3.5 mb (shock!)]
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 20:47, More)
Hear about the back-street abortionist whose business folded?
Poster sized
His ferret died.
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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:59, More)
And another...
Bigger and with correct spelling. (no use editing the preview)
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:59, More)
Q: What has four legs and goes "miaow"?
A: A frozen dog on a tablesaw.
1989x1416 res - sorry I couldn't quite make full size: my camera setting doesn't go that high!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:04, More)
already done?
check my paint skills!
bigger? img390.imageshack.us/img390/347/badjokebig7jt.jpg
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 19:45, More)
my first post
Thought I would start as I carry on...
(not quite sure how to put a image file on here but saved it to)
www.timbionline.envy.nu/paedo1.bmp
Okay that not working either... sorry am new to this!
Where can I place pictures on here?!?
EDIT : yay!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:11, More)
i'll link this as it is absolutely fucking massive
for teh book
i spent fucking hours on this
putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/1711610399.jpg&s=x2
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 22:11, More)
Couldn't quite work out how the joke worked....
CFB
Maybe there is a reason I don't do these more often.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:21, More)
How do you get 20 babies into a 1 litre tupaware container?
Click to supersize, you fat bastard
Click for Uber-big Blurry Baby Blend
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 14:19, More)
Chance of getting three selected is as slim as one, but here goes!
Click thumbs for human size.
High res (~1.6k by 2.5k) 5 megabyte tiffs Pg-1, Pg-2, Pg-3.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 9:36, More)
yay! compo repost tiem? ;)
revamp of an idea..
Original here : img513.imageshack.us/img513/2363/scratch2hg.jpg
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:59, More)
It's his ex-mate, who outed him as an alleged sex-fiend pervo slimoid cock & cunt taper weathergirl fucker etc
although if you were a conspiracy nut you could argue he did Leslie a big favour because of the publicity he could have got off if charges were laid for the Ulraper-er-er-er-er thing.
That's what mates are for. Stopping you getting in trouble when you fuck (do they still have those condoms?)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:34, More)
The huuuge, non copyright infringing version for the joke book
Click for 1MB of badly shopped bikini goodness
*Edit Click for original so you can spot the difference
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thistle, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:40, More)
Crap
Mine are all to small... Musta thrown away the large versions...
Oh well...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:26, More)
Sick Joke Book - Final Entries (This challenge is now closed)(
rob, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:10)
Why is a picture of Maggie Thatcher much like New Labour's "Millennium Ideas" brainstorm session?
Click for (very) big, and actually legible!
Both result in unnecessary erections.
I do have the biggun as a .png but apparently it's too big for imageshack [I'm hopeless at optimisation, so it's 3.5 mb (shock!)]
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 20:47, More)
Hear about the back-street abortionist whose business folded?
Poster sized
His ferret died.
(
The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:59, More)
And another...
Bigger and with correct spelling. (no use editing the preview)
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:59, More)
Q: What has four legs and goes "miaow"?
A: A frozen dog on a tablesaw.
1989x1416 res - sorry I couldn't quite make full size: my camera setting doesn't go that high!
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 14:04, More)
already done?
check my paint skills!
bigger? img390.imageshack.us/img390/347/badjokebig7jt.jpg
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 19:45, More)
my first post
Thought I would start as I carry on...
(not quite sure how to put a image file on here but saved it to)
www.timbionline.envy.nu/paedo1.bmp
Okay that not working either... sorry am new to this!
Where can I place pictures on here?!?
EDIT : yay!
(, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:11, More)
i'll link this as it is absolutely fucking massive
for teh book
i spent fucking hours on this
putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/1711610399.jpg&s=x2
(, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 22:11, More)
Couldn't quite work out how the joke worked....
CFBMaybe there is a reason I don't do these more often.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 21:21, More)
How do you get 20 babies into a 1 litre tupaware container?
Click to supersize, you fat bastard
Click for Uber-big Blurry Baby Blend
(, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 14:19, More)
Chance of getting three selected is as slim as one, but here goes!
Click thumbs for human size.
High res (~1.6k by 2.5k) 5 megabyte tiffs Pg-1, Pg-2, Pg-3.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 9:36, More)
yay! compo repost tiem? ;)
revamp of an idea..
Original here : img513.imageshack.us/img513/2363/scratch2hg.jpg
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 7:59, More)
It's his ex-mate, who outed him as an alleged sex-fiend pervo slimoid cock & cunt taper weathergirl fucker etc
although if you were a conspiracy nut you could argue he did Leslie a big favour because of the publicity he could have got off if charges were laid for the Ulraper-er-er-er-er thing.
That's what mates are for. Stopping you getting in trouble when you fuck (do they still have those condoms?)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 21:34, More)
The huuuge, non copyright infringing version for the joke book
Click for 1MB of badly shopped bikini goodness
*Edit Click for original so you can spot the difference
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thistle, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 20:40, More)
Crap
Mine are all to small... Musta thrown away the large versions...
Oh well...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 1:26, More)