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In tribute to the great Humphrey Lyttelton, this week's challenge is to expand the Uxbridge English Dictionary. We shouldn't have to explain this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:50)
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nings!
i been busy.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 7 May 2008, 19:29, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:09, More)
# *cough*


I couldn't actually do the picture I wanted, as I have a lady sitting next to me, but if anyone wants to... go right ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 13:10, More)
# hahahaha!
Have some Bum Fluff to go with that


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:44, More)
# erm......

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 7 May 2008, 12:02, More)
# There are 9 buttons on my corset but I can only...
NSFW apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:26, More)
# 'Nuff said...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:06, More)
# NO! Not another countryside one!!!


oh wait, it's not another countryside one
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:58, More)
# not Own Thread worthy

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:55, More)
# A yo yo yo

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 May 2008, 8:51, More)
# Please Sir...


can I have some more?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 19:16, More)
# Tis the season...
...for duck sex. They're at it already by the pond outside my office window.


(Machinecurse, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:55, More)
# She's got platypus all over it!
Platypus: Interesting genital hairstylings.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 May 2008, 16:55, More)
# ning

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# Oivay...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:44, More)
# Domino

Sorry, slightly half-arsed, revision has drained me
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:26, More)
# 2 in 1 post
I tried to do -
Magnum Opus: (n) a large ice-cream covered in seeping boils.

And made myself sick. So text only for that one I'm afraid.
*edit: I REFUSE to go back on google images for that one, someone with a stronger stomach can do a proper post, sorry*

And


Abundance (n, esp. u.s.) A dance focusing on the buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:08, More)
# Bindun? - Testicles

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:28, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 5 May 2008, 17:39, More)
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