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This is a normal post I don't think i'm over reacting by saying that
this is the end of the world. I'm off down to halfords to buy some kit and convert my car to a battle tank.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post A wise and practical response
don't forget the paraffin for the flame thrower
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, nearly forgot that.
I also need to design the throne that I will sit in when I become overlord of the wastelands. I'm thinking skulls as a theme but don't know if that's a bit of a cliche?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try cocks instead?
EDIT: for the throne that is. Not just in general.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. Not thought of cocks as a theme.
It could work. As overlord of the wastelands, I hearby appoint you head of interior design.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, my Liege!
Right, I'll get cracking! *cuts off cock and nails to a bit of wood*
*stands back*
How big did you say you wanted this throne thing, by the way?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bigger than that

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your dedication is noted
however I wanted a throne builder not a eunuch. I need you all to lay down your cocks for your overlord. This is my command. It will please you to please me.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea.
A carbon fibre tax disc holder and ripspeed gear knob should sort you out nicely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not the meteors you need to worry about, it's the wormholes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxA0Asq2YDg


whatever the fuck that thing is, it's visually stunning.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post My colleague was talking to me about this earlier on.
It freaks my nut a little bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post innit?
search Youtube for spirals in the sky, they're popping up everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're spent rocket stages
Next!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No way! I need a second opinion from The Goat on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft. HAARP stooge.
engineer-minded people seek and absorb the least-exotic explanation with the same zeal and fervour that conspiracy-minded people seek and absorb the most exotic. It's a mindset common among the Dawkins rationality fad generation.

You might be right, but there is a lot less certainty to that than you think. Knowing a bit about rockets and knowing what the fuck HAARP, NASA etc are up to are a million miles apart.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er...
Wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you seem to have dropped your hat.
*Passes tinfoil*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone!
Stop being so fucking rational!
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you think I'm a nutjob
you should meet my Venusian contact.

I have no idea what these things are. But in an age when we have US agencies actively pushing the ionosphere upwards it irks me that people default to a 'theres nothing remotely strange going on' stance as belligerently as the Icke-ists take the opposite view.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget
to get some flame stickers for the side to make you look hard.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Every battle tank needs anodised valvecaps and LEDs
choice of colour is a tough one though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
My 1st choice of red would be lost in the blood bath as I drive over the twitching bodies of my enemies, whilst blue looks tacky.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go with green, it shows you care, but not too much.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:19, , Reply)