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This is a link post Greasy fat pig gets done for speeding & goes mental - he does a Tory MP style rant before doing the following:
'Priest was eventually handcuffed but he then allegedly grabbed the officer’s police hat and stamped on it before he was bundled into the back of a police van.'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Priest acts badly in front of kids shocker!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post they usually act badly behind them

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Audi" = not surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This x 8.6 billion millions

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone that doesn't drive my choice of car* is a complete arse!
*Citroen Xsara picasso 2L 2006
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, no. Not to start off the whole "Cyclists are Cunts" debate.
But when I'm cut up/almost killed by a car speeding/turning left without indicating/driving like a prick 90% of the time it's an Audi, 5% BMW, 5% stupidly big 4x4.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a demographic / location thing
When I start my morning journey it's HGVs and farm traffic, then BMW's, Get to stevenage it's Audis and finally to london it's huge 4x4s with mums doing the school run.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You work in St. Evenage?
You have my considerations.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work in London Stevenage is just halfway

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is also my car
2L Hdi. I also have a large (and growing) crack in my windscreen I should really be taking care of at some point...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had mine crack a couple of weeks ago.
Got it changed same day for 50 quid.
I do way too many motorway miles to chance a cracked screen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a Airport run on boxing day
so best get on the case before then
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've got a cold snap comming up too.
Bit of moisture in there, overnight freeze and you'll be done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh! Ooh!
Now do the bit where he asks you how much his MOT will be and you inhale through clenched teeth!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you find your vision's lacking
Novus Windcreens fill your crack in,
SHOW US YOUR CRACK!

A fave radio jingle
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post French Engineering.
My favourite oxymoron.

www.which.co.uk/news/2012/05/one-in-five-cars-fails-its-first-mot-285886/
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surprised to see Toyota on that list with all the problems they've been having

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably the Toyotas didn't make it as far as the first MOT

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or failed to stop at the test centre?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to know
why the fuck was it adjourned? So he can enjoy his well earned Xmas holiday. If it had been one of us less fortunates we would likely be charged, held on remand for 6 weeks then put on a 6 week community service program with a 6 months suspended sentence and a £6000 fine. Cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That seemed particularly detailed.
From experience?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he shoot the officer
then go to the toilet in his helmet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post His grieving widow will need some form of gift for this.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post and then
steal it again!


Psst by the way i have a clip of Graham Linehan playing Dungeons & Dragons, wanna see?
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll put aside how "leather-coat-creepy" that sounds
And ask: Is it worth watching? If so then yes!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'I earn 80,000 a year'
As if that qualifies you to be superior to people. What a cunt.
Stand him in front of his family and execute him, gun, sword, anything.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yet he still can't afford a suit that fits.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to earn more than that.
I never told anyone, or acted like a cunt. Or swore around kids.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top Beano style tantrumming at the end there.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post chortle!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it looks like a cunt, acts like a cunt and drives like a cunt
I think it's safe to infer the obvious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Audi driver?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post i always get depressed...
when i hear of people my age earning £$€80 000 a year. why didn't i work harder at school? I want an Audi too!
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I earn more than that
I drive a ford focus diesel
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once called a librarian "love" when I had to pay a 10p fine for my overdue book
Us high earners are entitled to be rude to public servants as our tax avoidance doesn't pay their wages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he had a point.
Getting young children to help police carry out their duty? If they couldn't foresee something like this happening, they're fucking stupid.
Getting pulled over for speeding by a PCSO is clearly the kind of thing that might result in confrontation. All the adults involved are fucking idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I completely agree that it's a terrible idea,
but that doesn't excuse his foul-mouthed rant in front of a large group of children.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was including him in the "all adults" category.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I got that. But your "I think he had a point" seems to suggest his rant was justified.
I'm certainly not trying to argue- no adult involved is coming out of this well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, wasn't clear there. I didn't mean his rant was justified or in any way appropriate.
Just agreed with the sentiment behind "Is this what you f****** teach kids? What sort of school is this?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most reasonable adults would moderate their behaviour in front of police officers...
... and especially in front of young children. The man is a total cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Assuming that everyone the police pull over is "reasonable"
is the reason a bunch of kids got terrified by this total cunt.
I can't see the wisdom of involving children in a police operation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, it is a very questionable decision.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post DONT YOU START BEING SO FUCKING REASONABLE

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post So they don't grow up to be a complete prick?

(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post all i can think is
him being bundled into the van while being shouted at "Get in the back of the van" after stomping on the police mans hat to a benny hill theme tune
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like an evil Nick Cave...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a cutie!
I want to write him an admiration/thankyou letter.
 (chompedhomas, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:06, , Reply)