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This is a link post Happy Halloween
But be warned the american military are prepared for zombies so I'd avoid dressing as a zombie in the US

No on likes getting shot
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a link post mma fighter gets is cum up ance
asks to get hit
gets knocked out
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a link post (^(^;;^)^)
Important TEAM SPIDERS news
:D
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calling all wasps to Aisle 9; wasps to Aisle 9.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post you read the daily mail?

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course not
It's FAR too liberal and left wing.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spiders AND the Daily Fail.
This is possibly the worst thing ever posted on B3ta, i don't know whether to congratulate you or call you a cunt. I know...

Congratulations, cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
LOVE TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only good spider is a dead spider:
(*(*;;*)*)
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(^(^;;^)^)
CURD 'IM LADS! CURD 'IM RIGHT IN THE WHEY!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Super Mario DUBSTEP REMIX *HEAVY DROP*
13 MILLION views? 75,000 likes? This country....
Am I becoming my dad now and just hating modern music? is this modern music? WTF is happening to the world?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's no power-pill that's for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZtobhwiAOw
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I knew it was that before I clicked on it. *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Right. Trick or ruddy treat?
Bottom Series 3 Episode 2 Terror

Happy Halloween y'all.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only person that fucking hates this show?
I feel like a leper for not finding it remotely funny, also red dwarf but I'll save that for another day...

Even shows I dont find funny I can usually see why people find then funny and appreciate that, but bottom I just don't get. Am I on my own on this?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was inspired by Samuel Becketts work, particularly Waiting for Godot
Make of that what you will but I loved the show when it was first shown and think it stands the test of time better than some stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post no your not

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/questions/prejudice/post681883
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fatality!

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you're in the minority
It's aged a bit, but overall it still makes me laugh greatly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hated it then, and hate it just as much now
As I say, I just dont 'get' it. Cant appreciate it at all.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy solution
Don't watch it.

That's what I do with Red Dwarf - there were bits in it that made me giggle, but the giggle/tedium ratio was too high. I couldn't be bothered to watch and wait for the small laughs, so gave up on it. Same with Billy "Jobbies" Connolly. As for that twunt Lenny Henry...
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Easy solution Don't watch it."
Thats what I do/don't. Not complaining or anything, just wondered if anyone else just didnt find it funny as well.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is very dated.
I think if it was on TV now with a pair of those new 'hip' comedian types I'd no doubt absolutely despise it. But I caught it at an impressionable age, therefore I see it through lovely rose tinted glasses. Young Ones was better though.

Thank Christ they aren't making anymore though. That would kill the memory for me. I just can't watch the new Red Dwarf like I used to now that I'm older and cynical.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the young ones as well
Bottom was out first time round when I was growing up, didnt like it then. Didnt like red dwarf then either again, first time round.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you disliked the young ones, bottom AND red dwarf.
Bet you hated not the nine o'clock news as well. You make me sick
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was always a bit "meh" about it
It's made me laugh a couple of times, but it's not a work of genius. Same for The Office really.

It doesn't seem to have aged well either.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trick or treat, you bald headed bastard

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always loved Bottom (the series and first 2 live shows, at least).
Though I think the Young Ones is more miss than hit...

And people rave about Filthy Rich and Catflap, which I reckon is utter dross.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Nurse With Wound - I've Plummed This Whole Neighborhood
Happy Halloween.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice post
I had a couple of their cd's about 10 years ago. I was on a surrealist lit binge and looking for other media touched by the surrealist genre...it was good for a listen, but no repeat play value. Just googled their discography and they have loads of it out there...Thanks!
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one, Foxxy!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a link post those crazy russians are at it again
crane drops crane
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post His mommy was just helping him fly

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does anything ever get done in Russia, without utter destruction / danger ensuing?

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or being filmed?
Russia seems like one never ending episode of 'some mothers do ave em'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did some work at Toyota, they always document packaging processes
for container freight etc so they can say it wasn't their fault in case something goes wrong
 (macroscian (1 like), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post even the cranes are drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt there some sort of meme floating around about drunk cranes?
Or have I imagined that?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy Halloween from your friends at Why the Nose. NSFW I made this!
Halloween plus clown noses and, erm, other stuff....
(MisterSaunders, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Ghostbuster backflip cop time

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of those
'Well, what did you expect was going to happen?' moments.

Once saw a similar thing in Belgium, when a drunk American climbed onto a police car. The police caught hold the guy, got a cloth out of the boot, and made him wipe off the marks he'd made on the car while a load of people watched from the bars on the street around. Much more effective and bother-free than nicking him.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Threatening to arrest someone...
...for filming in a public place? Are you not allowed to film cops in the US?
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post no
unless there beating an innocent blackman
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Police think they should be unaccountable for their actions globally
it isn't an exclusively American mentality.
The problem is, he did something stupid, got cuffed, and to a greater or lesser extent, that seems fair. What is wrong with that being on film? If the guy damaged the car (denting the roof a little can write-off a car) then what better evidence?

The problem is, they might be pissed off at you doing that, and beat you up, accidentally bang your head off the car and so on - that should be filmed. It keeps the police honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think getting nicked is fair enough
but cuffing people is only required when there is a need, not just as a standard procedure.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a link post The Specials Vs The Wu Tang Clan
Something different, and not that bad.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah that works!
Me likey..
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great!!
Rudi Vs CREAM - it works very well indeed!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much better than it should be!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That brightened the day up a bit...

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
Although I think I'd like it more without the shouty gentleman - perhaps there's an instrumental version available?
 (I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terry Hall
Really can't sing can he?
 (I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Fri 2 Nov 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Trick or Treat I made this!
Happy Halloween! (animation)
(@feelwelcome Hello, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny stuff!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cheers. bit of a rush job, but the idea is there.
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a link post The perfect video for Halloween.
Have fun tonight bobbing for apples. Or "Trick or Treating" (but only if you're in the states)
Video is Foetus, with visuals from safety training films. WIth added clown for extra "Urghh"
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas around your place must be a joyous affair.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what the TV
show Casualty should be like.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love that 'back in the day'
when it took very little imagination to guess how the opening 5 minutes was about to go badly wrong... a man carrying hot tar up scaffolding sticks in my mind....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a link post B3tan flasher makes appearance at wedding; brings along his little friend
Skip to about :20 for the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta-da!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post could have been nasty when he closed those doors
i hope some one did a health and safety assement before he did that
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post The good thing is, given the size of the maid of honor, most of the place didn't see him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahaha
totally upstaged the singer :D

also they've followed the tradition of having a fucking enormous bridesmaid
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post But she finished the song - the show must go on!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Bit sad though. Seems like it's a family member or at least someone they know judging from the 'He's Schizophrenic' comments. Bet he'll be popular in the family after that.

Also, obligatory 'It wouldn't have happened if they all had guns' comment...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You beat Bready!
And you also made the comment before he did.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Good man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Fry does the hustle
oh sweet mammorys from yesteryear gone by
i do love a bit of 70's growler action now and then and what better way to get in the mood for a 70's groove than the hustle
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadest episode ever...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't watch it!
Far too upsetting!
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Luck of the Fryish
was quite sad too
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Honda designs a car...
... specifically for women.

You can tell it's for women from two clues: the air-con is supposed to help avoid wrinkles, and the available colour schemes are designed to complement makeup.

*headdesk*
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also:
newrisingmedia.com/all/2012/10/22/needlessly-sexist-fujitsu-unveils-laptop-designed-by-women-f.html

and

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9503359/BIC-ridiculed-over-comfortable-pink-pens-for-women.html

Both suggest designers think women are thick as pigshit and mainly want the same products as men but in in pretty colours.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a man with a penis
I would happily fuck all of these products.

Or use them, whichever.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a middle class white man
I can attest to the fact that my aircon has never given me wrinkles.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you SEEN your ballsack lately?!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post so where is the bloody ironing board?
where does the iron plug in?
i see no sink
and there is no washing machine
i cry lies over this
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post If Honda want to design a car for my missus...
...then they need to make one with the oil, water and petrol levels permanently just above the bare minimum and the rear seats covered in assorted books, empty wrappers and A4 lever arch folders. The footwells should be liberally decorated with old parking tickets too.
 (Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Still stuck for a Halloween cossie?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm as fed up of Gangnam Style as anyone, but this still raised a smirk:

Boris Yeltsin, dancing at a 1996 campaign event. It's short.

Edit: video hates me, won't embed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Use this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wmf1cHR9Ps

He was a proper pisshead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bingo!
Diolch
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Araf.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Well I for one... NSFW
...er....
 (I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I once (maybe thrice) stuck my penis in a pumpkin
and then went trick or treating with it on.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pumpkin is a strange name for your pet cat

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Um....
It's random, I'll give it that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha - the cow genuinely
looks rather pleased for herself :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy cows make good butter
apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
What a great picture! How the hell did the horse get stuck like that?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ maybe something to do with wankblanket up there?/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously, the smug cow dared him into doing it

(User #86772, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like cream cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do believe
this is older than the internet.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Kid hopped up on some type of drug finds out that in some areas, football is sacred
As a bonus, note his ingenious device for that low-slung trouser look!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oof! Nice distraction from the waving bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your eye on the birdie!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's adult 'bundles' :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks pissed off about something.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more cowbell.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY SHOULD'VE ALL SHOT HIM
alt: "hopped up": Who are you, Marion Cunningham?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am the Fonz, nerd.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 16:26, , Reply)

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