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This is a link post Tortoises are cunts

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This is a normal post What a bastard

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This is a normal post Hahah!
That's what happens when you go for the wrong end.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

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This is a link post Thumpermonkey - Wheezyboy I made this!
Music video for ace prog band Thumpermonkey, made on one rainy day in Brighton (I did some camerawork and general dogsbodying)...
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather good.
Have a click.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta very much

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This is a link post Bouterdart!
I forgot about this game.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Meccano
Oh hello, we're building a bridge from pieces of Meccano, scaled up ten times. Pics in the link.

Video to follow in a few days. It's looking very good.

If you're in the Manchester area, please feel free to come down and help out (no experience necessary). End of Boscow Road, Little Lever.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Commendable.
So I shall click "I like this!"
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor! That's a bit good.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Epi 109!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fishing is boring as pish.
Watching videos of other people fishing, isn't going to make things better.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who fishes for 'fun' (as opposed to for fish to eat)
is an absolute fucking cunt, in my book.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hear, hear.
Killing for amusement is just plain wrong. I'm looking at you, silly horse riding, bugle tooting toffs.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I go shooting for fun and I eat what gets shot (which isn't very much as deer is not so easy to find/hit).
Does that make me a absolute fucking cunt?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post not if you eat it.
according to tab's book.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like you need to ask.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, silly.
You're a fucking cunt 'cos you're a fucking cunt.
*bums*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You eat kids?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, there is this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AeLUSxGf8M
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any pastime
that requires you shit in a bag is not for Carl Carlson
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click 'i made this', you shitty spam cunt.

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This is a link post Fenton!
I only post this because I need advice from the British B3tans.
I want to get a teasmade (well, two actually). I haven't found a webshop that'll ship them to the continent. There are a few used ones on ebay, but they charge a bloody fortune for shipping. Can anyone direct me to a shop in the UK that will ship a pair of them to Europe for a reasonable price?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A pair of them?

you double-brewing?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could ask my Ma to knit some
She's usually pretty busy in the run up to black-tuesday but if you can wait a few weeks. She's great. She knits everything :)
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really should know better than to ask for help on B3ta :)

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post My parents had a teasmaid in the 70s, they never got it to work.
Is this any help?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did it give blow jobs?
/coat
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby the Teas Maid

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This is a normal post Green is not your colour.

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This is a normal post
www.whatareweyourteasmaidfindingbitches.com
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh! la di dah!
they've gone .com now have they?

I remember when they were a good old wholesome .co.uk
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teasmaid?
Are you from the 80's?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post based on the shipping requirement, I assume Belgium
which is functionally equivalent to the 80s

John Lewis have them, but they're fucking expensive and I have no idea if they'll ship to to forrins
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup they do
www.johnlewis.com/Help/Help.aspx?HelpId=2
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This is a normal post Well that's just pants.
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/35284969/678346935/Swan-STM100RADN-AM-FM-Radio-Teasmade/ListingDetails.html play.com deliver to Eurpoe
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't.
Nor does Argos.
It seems I'll have to wait 'till my next trip to England :-/
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This is a normal post Lakeland?
The site, not that I think you actually live in 'Lakeland'.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do!
I love you and I want to have your baby!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
You are welcome to him, GAZ me your address ASAP so I can get him to you in time for Christmas.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I like the misery.

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This is a normal post You should get a tattoo of that, Ozzy.

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This is a normal post he already has a tramp stamp.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what it says
with an arrow pointing down.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Simon Parry is a liar.
Reporter goes to Pyongyang, runs 4 miles in unlit, unsigned, streets to Hotel of Doom, breaks in, takes photos (in the dark), saunters past heavily armed guard, runs 4 miles back, arrives at hotel fresh as a daisy, hides evidence from guide, and the publishes then photos in the Daily Heil.*

Oh wait, none of that happened (and they didn't even publish the alleged photos either).

Lying twunts. More errors listed here.

It's particularly annoying because I've been there and he most definitely hasn't.

*my touch screen thingy corrected Daily Heil to Daily Neil.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course the daily mail is chock full of lies, I'm amazed that anyone bothers buying the paper.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, how the hell do they get away with it?
This is the sort of shit that a 12-year-old would write if they had to come up with an adventure/spy story.
How did he get past those 3 guard posts before entering the hotel? Just ran past them? Haha, cunt.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post A story falling neatly into racial stereotypes
and a blinkered and overly credulous readership.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbery.

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This is a link post R.I.P Sir Patrick Moore I made this!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yea, fuck you krauts!
UKIP! Save the pound! Fuck you krauts!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful!
*Wipes tear*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post As brilliant as this is (which it is),
is everyone gonna flood the board with affectionate tributes to thatcher when she carks it?
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This is a normal post Damn straight!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expected nothing less from a
micropenised apostrophe-abuser.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love abusing.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Difference being that Patrick Moore was an astronomer, a damn good one, not a politician.
If we reject people wholesale for any views we find distasteful we'd all find ourselves hating pretty much everyone.The people who jump up to shout about this stuff are the same sad shits who love to call Nelson Mandela a terrorist.

Fine that people can't love Patrick Moore as a political entity, but I don't see why that should stop us celebrating his contribution to his field, his humour, or the fact that he got three generations of people interested in astronomy. His work in that had way more impact on the world than his silly political opinions in a book that those people so offended by him at the moment have probably never read.
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This is a normal post He made TV shows and played the xylophone.
She made everyone's life more miserable than it already was, destroyed communities and pretty much all the problems we have today can be traced back to her right wing nutjob government of the 80's. So many similarities.
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This is a normal post ^That's rather more succinctly put

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This is a normal post SAVE THE POUND!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
*sniffs*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just liked him
He made planets fun. Nuff said
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This is a link post Pullover - Balloon I made this!
I just got some VHS - capturing software and thought I'd celebrate by posting this, it's an episode of the series my Mum made, featuring me as a small, posh child.
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This is a normal post ... And now, Wikipedia tells us who you are....

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This is a normal post Anonymity, schmanonymity

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This is a normal post Bearded hippy.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's out of date, you should see me now.
I've gone past Rabbi and Imam and am fast approaching Catweazle
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This is a normal post his youtube ID was also a big clue...

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pshaw, like I'd go to YouTube.

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This is a normal post Until this battlestation is fully operational, we are vulnerable.
Al Qaeda, China, and the rest of the world, is too well equipped!
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This is a normal post Dangerous to your fleet, BertnotErnie,
not to this battle station.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Uses force choke*

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop raping my face!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite likes....
Vader, can you wait till I'm wearing stockings
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This is a normal post 2016 is an optimistic appraisal of the situation - they should double their efforts!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cl7cxopNjg
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This is a normal post "re-double" actually.
Sorry.
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This is a normal post As you wish

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This is a normal post Bloody Trekkies.

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This is a normal post Worse breakfast cereal ever.

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This is a normal post Haha!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a research paper titled "The inevitability of war in space" last week
by this guy www.swansea.ac.uk/staff/academic/artshumanities/pcs/sheehanm/ worth looking into for those geekily inclined
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This is a link post Home Truths I made this!
Mrs. Salinger writes a letter to Isobel.
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This is a link post Dancing Cat

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This is a link post the 4th Boxing match between Marquez and Pacquaio
Sorry it's not full screen. Don't scroll down to the comments.

Pretty massive fight and very eventful.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
That was pretty big. I feel woozy.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post POW.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a link post As it's Patrick Moore day
And this is /links, have Sir Patrick's view on cats.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some shirt right?

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This is a normal post I'll say!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit, is it Patrick Moore day?
What a coincidence he dies too. Cruel world.
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This is a normal post err
can anyone offer info on whether he was a little bit of a rotter? I know he fought in WW2 hence the German hatred, but the Enoch Powell association? Plus didn't he also have a go at immigrants in general, homosexuals, and women? I grew up, figuratively, with Gamesmaster and his work for astronomy is staggering, but was he a bit of a mental?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC called him 'old fashioned'
Make of that what you will.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft.
pedo then?
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slate went for 'controversial'

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he went a bit mental in recent years

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This is a normal post He loved UKIP
Also,

"We are being swamped by parasites. Call me a racist but I would send them all back to where they came from." - Sir Patrick Moore
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This is a normal post Yeah, but he wasn't a nonce
That fact alone qualifies anyone off of the telly in the 70s and 80s as a national treasure nowadays

Plus, he's got a point about the ladies news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6634255.stm
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This is a normal post I spokesman said that Hitler's forthright views are what we love about him.

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This is a normal post i'm pretty sure much of the tv he was bemoaning is created by and watched by men as well

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This is a normal post he was a cunt, all this hand-wringing is mystifying
I think he appealed to the same people who like Boris Johnson. People who are willing to forgive a bit of racism if the person espousing it is wearing a monocle or has a funny voice.
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This is a normal post his cat was called ptolomney
i say was
it will be ritualy murderd in a crass and brutal way involving an australian radio station and the carcass will then be fired in to space from a giant catapult bought from the ACME corperation just so it can join him while he prowles the heavens looking for things that iritate him, so he can have a bloody good moan at how things were better when i was alive and that sort of thing
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This is a normal post I've gone right off him.
I hope cause of death was Toxoplasmosis and he is buried in a shit and piss-laden litter tray.
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This is a normal post He really needs to get laid.
Oops too late.
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This is a link post The crunch, classic big breakfast moore stuff.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just posted that down there
It was in a reply though, so you prob missed it. I forgive you.

*Hugs*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post AWWW.... how sweet.
yeah I didn't see it, but great minds and all that.

*high fives*
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post There seems to be a jumbo goatse decoration in the background.

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This is a normal post It's my Wife's birthday today...
*Suspicious looks*
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This is a normal post And you're on here!?!
Husband fail.
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This is a normal post Husband win you mean!
She's putting her face on.
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This is a normal post
I hope she likes the takeaway you take her to :D
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This is a normal post "Takeway"??
Do you think I'm made of money?
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This is a normal post Have fun at TK MAXX

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This is a normal post It's pronounced "poundland"

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This is a normal post Be sure to keep the receipt.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reciept? you think he is actually going to pay for anything?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'lifting from poundland
That's gotta be about as sad as it gets
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This is a normal post Fadge sure knows how to treat a lady.

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This is a normal post Poundland sounds like an aggressive gay club

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used her as a distraction whilst I pilfered batteries

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post putting here face on what?
you mean like in that film where they take a face off and put it a dfifferant face on then the face that was taken of gets stolen by the person who's face was taken and puts the stolen face on then confusses everyone by pretending to be some one he isnt but in reality he is doing mega drugs and sex and shit like that
i think it was called the man who had his face taken off , or something similarly catchy like that
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Patrick Moore's Space Snacks

'The only good Kraut is a dead Kraut,'

- Sir Patrick Moore

GC etc.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicks
RIP Mr Moore.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this
The guy was an absolute legend


The Doctor Calls Sir Patrick Moore (British Astronomer) for Advice on where to land on Mars


RIP you eccentric old bean
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This is a normal post Haha, I still remember the article about him hating the Germans
And some wag posted a comment reading something like "Dear Gamesmaster, I'm currently stuck on the end of level baddie..."

Genie-arse.

We need more talented, enthusiastic presenters like him, that's for sure. Still think that his appearance on Room 101 was one of the best episodes of the at show ever.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
When you see the Capcom logo press the following sequence: Down R Up L Y B X A, and you will unlock all the bosses
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This is a normal post Loving the flying saucers space invader!

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Patrick Moore being a firestarter
RIP WIV DA ANGLES
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This is a normal post FOUR EVA IN URANUS.

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Vids
Just rediscovered this.. Vids was a ch4 movie review show hosted by a Welsh guy and a slightly mental Scot. NSFW in places. GC, but not for a couple of years.

Oh and RIP to Patrick Moore, King of the Xylophone.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was this on same time as "Get stuffed"?
I seem to recall...
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I'm glad someone else remembers that!!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vids, Bits and Divine David.
The holy trinity of late night uk tv!
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baaaaaaaaaaaad Daaad

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I quite liked
Popped in crashed out
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're forgetting The Trip and Exploitica

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Sir Patrick Moore: Astronomer, TV Presenter and Xylophone player
Arguably the internet's Mr Weebl and the B3TA's Ginger Fuhrer in their finest hour, and well worth the re-post.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 Down

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post how many letters?

(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9 letters
Cryptic clue is: Hot sand phallus
(, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)

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