Thumpermonkey - Wheezyboy
I made this!
Music video for ace prog band Thumpermonkey, made on one rainy day in Brighton (I did some camerawork and general dogsbodying)...
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Music video for ace prog band Thumpermonkey, made on one rainy day in Brighton (I did some camerawork and general dogsbodying)...
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Meccano
Oh hello, we're building a bridge from pieces of Meccano, scaled up ten times. Pics in the link.
Video to follow in a few days. It's looking very good.
If you're in the Manchester area, please feel free to come down and help out (no experience necessary). End of Boscow Road, Little Lever.
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Oh hello, we're building a bridge from pieces of Meccano, scaled up ten times. Pics in the link.
Video to follow in a few days. It's looking very good.
If you're in the Manchester area, please feel free to come down and help out (no experience necessary). End of Boscow Road, Little Lever.
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Fishing is boring as pish.
Watching videos of other people fishing, isn't going to make things better.
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Watching videos of other people fishing, isn't going to make things better.
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Anyone who fishes for 'fun' (as opposed to for fish to eat)
is an absolute fucking cunt, in my book.
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is an absolute fucking cunt, in my book.
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Hear, hear.
Killing for amusement is just plain wrong. I'm looking at you, silly horse riding, bugle tooting toffs.
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Killing for amusement is just plain wrong. I'm looking at you, silly horse riding, bugle tooting toffs.
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I go shooting for fun and I eat what gets shot (which isn't very much as deer is not so easy to find/hit).
Does that make me a absolute fucking cunt?
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Does that make me a absolute fucking cunt?
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No, silly.
You're a fucking cunt 'cos you're a fucking cunt.
*bums*
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You're a fucking cunt 'cos you're a fucking cunt.
*bums*
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Any pastime
that requires you shit in a bag is not for Carl Carlson
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that requires you shit in a bag is not for Carl Carlson
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Fenton!
I only post this because I need advice from the British B3tans.
I want to get a teasmade (well, two actually). I haven't found a webshop that'll ship them to the continent. There are a few used ones on ebay, but they charge a bloody fortune for shipping. Can anyone direct me to a shop in the UK that will ship a pair of them to Europe for a reasonable price?
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I only post this because I need advice from the British B3tans.
I want to get a teasmade (well, two actually). I haven't found a webshop that'll ship them to the continent. There are a few used ones on ebay, but they charge a bloody fortune for shipping. Can anyone direct me to a shop in the UK that will ship a pair of them to Europe for a reasonable price?
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I could ask my Ma to knit some
She's usually pretty busy in the run up to black-tuesday but if you can wait a few weeks. She's great. She knits everything :)
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She's usually pretty busy in the run up to black-tuesday but if you can wait a few weeks. She's great. She knits everything :)
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I really should know better than to ask for help on B3ta :)
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My parents had a teasmaid in the 70s, they never got it to work.
Is this any help?
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Is this any help?
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ooh! la di dah!
they've gone .com now have they?
I remember when they were a good old wholesome .co.uk
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they've gone .com now have they?
I remember when they were a good old wholesome .co.uk
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based on the shipping requirement, I assume Belgium
which is functionally equivalent to the 80s
John Lewis have them, but they're fucking expensive and I have no idea if they'll ship to to forrins
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which is functionally equivalent to the 80s
John Lewis have them, but they're fucking expensive and I have no idea if they'll ship to to forrins
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Alas.
www.johnlewis.com/Help/Help.aspx?HelpId=55&intcmp=HP_header_international_270112#exclusions
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www.johnlewis.com/Help/Help.aspx?HelpId=55&intcmp=HP_header_international_270112#exclusions
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Well that's just pants.
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/35284969/678346935/Swan-STM100RADN-AM-FM-Radio-Teasmade/ListingDetails.html play.com deliver to Eurpoe
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www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/35284969/678346935/Swan-STM100RADN-AM-FM-Radio-Teasmade/ListingDetails.html play.com deliver to Eurpoe
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They don't.
Nor does Argos.
It seems I'll have to wait 'till my next trip to England :-/
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Nor does Argos.
It seems I'll have to wait 'till my next trip to England :-/
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Lakeland?
The site, not that I think you actually live in 'Lakeland'.
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The site, not that I think you actually live in 'Lakeland'.
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Hurrah!
You are welcome to him, GAZ me your address ASAP so I can get him to you in time for Christmas.
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You are welcome to him, GAZ me your address ASAP so I can get him to you in time for Christmas.
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Simon Parry is a liar.
Reporter goes to Pyongyang, runs 4 miles in unlit, unsigned, streets to Hotel of Doom, breaks in, takes photos (in the dark), saunters past heavily armed guard, runs 4 miles back, arrives at hotel fresh as a daisy, hides evidence from guide, and the publishes then photos in the Daily Heil.*
Oh wait, none of that happened (and they didn't even publish the alleged photos either).
Lying twunts. More errors listed here.
It's particularly annoying because I've been there and he most definitely hasn't.
*my touch screen thingy corrected Daily Heil to Daily Neil.
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Reporter goes to Pyongyang, runs 4 miles in unlit, unsigned, streets to Hotel of Doom, breaks in, takes photos (in the dark), saunters past heavily armed guard, runs 4 miles back, arrives at hotel fresh as a daisy, hides evidence from guide, and the publishes then photos in the Daily Heil.*
Oh wait, none of that happened (and they didn't even publish the alleged photos either).
Lying twunts. More errors listed here.
It's particularly annoying because I've been there and he most definitely hasn't.
*my touch screen thingy corrected Daily Heil to Daily Neil.
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Of course the daily mail is chock full of lies, I'm amazed that anyone bothers buying the paper.
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Haha, how the hell do they get away with it?
This is the sort of shit that a 12-year-old would write if they had to come up with an adventure/spy story.
How did he get past those 3 guard posts before entering the hotel? Just ran past them? Haha, cunt.
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This is the sort of shit that a 12-year-old would write if they had to come up with an adventure/spy story.
How did he get past those 3 guard posts before entering the hotel? Just ran past them? Haha, cunt.
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A story falling neatly into racial stereotypes
and a blinkered and overly credulous readership.
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and a blinkered and overly credulous readership.
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Yea, fuck you krauts!
UKIP! Save the pound! Fuck you krauts!
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UKIP! Save the pound! Fuck you krauts!
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As brilliant as this is (which it is),
is everyone gonna flood the board with affectionate tributes to thatcher when she carks it?
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is everyone gonna flood the board with affectionate tributes to thatcher when she carks it?
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I expected nothing less from a
micropenised apostrophe-abuser.
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micropenised apostrophe-abuser.
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Difference being that Patrick Moore was an astronomer, a damn good one, not a politician.
If we reject people wholesale for any views we find distasteful we'd all find ourselves hating pretty much everyone.The people who jump up to shout about this stuff are the same sad shits who love to call Nelson Mandela a terrorist.
Fine that people can't love Patrick Moore as a political entity, but I don't see why that should stop us celebrating his contribution to his field, his humour, or the fact that he got three generations of people interested in astronomy. His work in that had way more impact on the world than his silly political opinions in a book that those people so offended by him at the moment have probably never read.
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If we reject people wholesale for any views we find distasteful we'd all find ourselves hating pretty much everyone.The people who jump up to shout about this stuff are the same sad shits who love to call Nelson Mandela a terrorist.
Fine that people can't love Patrick Moore as a political entity, but I don't see why that should stop us celebrating his contribution to his field, his humour, or the fact that he got three generations of people interested in astronomy. His work in that had way more impact on the world than his silly political opinions in a book that those people so offended by him at the moment have probably never read.
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He made TV shows and played the xylophone.
She made everyone's life more miserable than it already was, destroyed communities and pretty much all the problems we have today can be traced back to her right wing nutjob government of the 80's. So many similarities.
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She made everyone's life more miserable than it already was, destroyed communities and pretty much all the problems we have today can be traced back to her right wing nutjob government of the 80's. So many similarities.
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Pullover - Balloon
I made this!
I just got some VHS - capturing software and thought I'd celebrate by posting this, it's an episode of the series my Mum made, featuring me as a small, posh child.
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I just got some VHS - capturing software and thought I'd celebrate by posting this, it's an episode of the series my Mum made, featuring me as a small, posh child.
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That's out of date, you should see me now.
I've gone past Rabbi and Imam and am fast approaching Catweazle
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I've gone past Rabbi and Imam and am fast approaching Catweazle
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We petition the Obama Administration to:
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
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Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
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Until this battlestation is fully operational, we are vulnerable.
Al Qaeda, China, and the rest of the world, is too well equipped!
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Al Qaeda, China, and the rest of the world, is too well equipped!
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Dangerous to your fleet, BertnotErnie,
not to this battle station.
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not to this battle station.
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Quite likes....
Vader, can you wait till I'm wearing stockings
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Vader, can you wait till I'm wearing stockings
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2016 is an optimistic appraisal of the situation - they should double their efforts!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cl7cxopNjg
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cl7cxopNjg
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I went to a research paper titled "The inevitability of war in space" last week
by this guy www.swansea.ac.uk/staff/academic/artshumanities/pcs/sheehanm/ worth looking into for those geekily inclined
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by this guy www.swansea.ac.uk/staff/academic/artshumanities/pcs/sheehanm/ worth looking into for those geekily inclined
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Home Truths
I made this!
Mrs. Salinger writes a letter to Isobel.
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Mrs. Salinger writes a letter to Isobel.
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the 4th Boxing match between Marquez and Pacquaio
Sorry it's not full screen. Don't scroll down to the comments.
Pretty massive fight and very eventful.
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Sorry it's not full screen. Don't scroll down to the comments.
Pretty massive fight and very eventful.
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As it's Patrick Moore day
And this is /links, have Sir Patrick's view on cats.
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And this is /links, have Sir Patrick's view on cats.
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Shit, is it Patrick Moore day?
What a coincidence he dies too. Cruel world.
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What a coincidence he dies too. Cruel world.
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err
can anyone offer info on whether he was a little bit of a rotter? I know he fought in WW2 hence the German hatred, but the Enoch Powell association? Plus didn't he also have a go at immigrants in general, homosexuals, and women? I grew up, figuratively, with Gamesmaster and his work for astronomy is staggering, but was he a bit of a mental?
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can anyone offer info on whether he was a little bit of a rotter? I know he fought in WW2 hence the German hatred, but the Enoch Powell association? Plus didn't he also have a go at immigrants in general, homosexuals, and women? I grew up, figuratively, with Gamesmaster and his work for astronomy is staggering, but was he a bit of a mental?
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The BBC called him 'old fashioned'
Make of that what you will.
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Make of that what you will.
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He loved UKIP
Also,
"We are being swamped by parasites. Call me a racist but I would send them all back to where they came from." - Sir Patrick Moore
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Also,
"We are being swamped by parasites. Call me a racist but I would send them all back to where they came from." - Sir Patrick Moore
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Yeah, but he wasn't a nonce
That fact alone qualifies anyone off of the telly in the 70s and 80s as a national treasure nowadays
Plus, he's got a point about the ladies news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6634255.stm
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That fact alone qualifies anyone off of the telly in the 70s and 80s as a national treasure nowadays
Plus, he's got a point about the ladies news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6634255.stm
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I spokesman said that Hitler's forthright views are what we love about him.
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i'm pretty sure much of the tv he was bemoaning is created by and watched by men as well
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he was a cunt, all this hand-wringing is mystifying
I think he appealed to the same people who like Boris Johnson. People who are willing to forgive a bit of racism if the person espousing it is wearing a monocle or has a funny voice.
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I think he appealed to the same people who like Boris Johnson. People who are willing to forgive a bit of racism if the person espousing it is wearing a monocle or has a funny voice.
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his cat was called ptolomney
i say was
it will be ritualy murderd in a crass and brutal way involving an australian radio station and the carcass will then be fired in to space from a giant catapult bought from the ACME corperation just so it can join him while he prowles the heavens looking for things that iritate him, so he can have a bloody good moan at how things were better when i was alive and that sort of thing
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i say was
it will be ritualy murderd in a crass and brutal way involving an australian radio station and the carcass will then be fired in to space from a giant catapult bought from the ACME corperation just so it can join him while he prowles the heavens looking for things that iritate him, so he can have a bloody good moan at how things were better when i was alive and that sort of thing
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I've gone right off him.
I hope cause of death was Toxoplasmosis and he is buried in a shit and piss-laden litter tray.
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I hope cause of death was Toxoplasmosis and he is buried in a shit and piss-laden litter tray.
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I just posted that down there
It was in a reply though, so you prob missed it. I forgive you.
*Hugs*
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It was in a reply though, so you prob missed it. I forgive you.
*Hugs*
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AWWW.... how sweet.
yeah I didn't see it, but great minds and all that.
*high fives*
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yeah I didn't see it, but great minds and all that.
*high fives*
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There seems to be a jumbo goatse decoration in the background.
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Hey ! It's my birthday. have lots of pictures of something else old and decaying.............Detroit
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Reciept? you think he is actually going to pay for anything?
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'lifting from poundland
That's gotta be about as sad as it gets
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That's gotta be about as sad as it gets
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putting here face on what?
you mean like in that film where they take a face off and put it a dfifferant face on then the face that was taken of gets stolen by the person who's face was taken and puts the stolen face on then confusses everyone by pretending to be some one he isnt but in reality he is doing mega drugs and sex and shit like that
i think it was called the man who had his face taken off , or something similarly catchy like that
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you mean like in that film where they take a face off and put it a dfifferant face on then the face that was taken of gets stolen by the person who's face was taken and puts the stolen face on then confusses everyone by pretending to be some one he isnt but in reality he is doing mega drugs and sex and shit like that
i think it was called the man who had his face taken off , or something similarly catchy like that
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Patrick Moore's Space Snacks
'The only good Kraut is a dead Kraut,'
- Sir Patrick Moore
GC etc.
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'The only good Kraut is a dead Kraut,'
- Sir Patrick Moore
GC etc.
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I was just about to post this
The guy was an absolute legend
The Doctor Calls Sir Patrick Moore (British Astronomer) for Advice on where to land on Mars
RIP you eccentric old bean
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The guy was an absolute legend
The Doctor Calls Sir Patrick Moore (British Astronomer) for Advice on where to land on Mars
RIP you eccentric old bean
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Haha, I still remember the article about him hating the Germans
And some wag posted a comment reading something like "Dear Gamesmaster, I'm currently stuck on the end of level baddie..."
Genie-arse.
We need more talented, enthusiastic presenters like him, that's for sure. Still think that his appearance on Room 101 was one of the best episodes of the at show ever.
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And some wag posted a comment reading something like "Dear Gamesmaster, I'm currently stuck on the end of level baddie..."
Genie-arse.
We need more talented, enthusiastic presenters like him, that's for sure. Still think that his appearance on Room 101 was one of the best episodes of the at show ever.
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When you see the Capcom logo press the following sequence: Down R Up L Y B X A, and you will unlock all the bosses
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Vids
Just rediscovered this.. Vids was a ch4 movie review show hosted by a Welsh guy and a slightly mental Scot. NSFW in places. GC, but not for a couple of years.
Oh and RIP to Patrick Moore, King of the Xylophone.
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Just rediscovered this.. Vids was a ch4 movie review show hosted by a Welsh guy and a slightly mental Scot. NSFW in places. GC, but not for a couple of years.
Oh and RIP to Patrick Moore, King of the Xylophone.
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Was this on same time as "Get stuffed"?
I seem to recall...
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I seem to recall...
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Vids, Bits and Divine David.
The holy trinity of late night uk tv!
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The holy trinity of late night uk tv!
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RIP Sir Patrick Moore: Astronomer, TV Presenter and Xylophone player
Arguably the internet's Mr Weebl and the B3TA's Ginger Fuhrer in their finest hour, and well worth the re-post.
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Arguably the internet's Mr Weebl and the B3TA's Ginger Fuhrer in their finest hour, and well worth the re-post.
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