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This is a link post "The Underwater Realm" - Kickstarter-funded fantasy (for less than The Hobbit's coffee budget)
This is bloody impressive. Five shorts about man's interaction with an underwater race. Some seriously good UW camera work and acting, and something that deserves extreme kudos (and a towel). I wish 'em well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much did they spend on the catering?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jinx!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are important questions that need answering

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mind piss.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is the origin of this catering joke?
i see it here a lot
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It was from some kickstarter thing I think, somebody was requesting rather a lot of money, and in the breakdown of the costing they had £5000 for "catering".
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It was a bunch of film students who wanted £5K for catering their final year project I think wasn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter was a complete cunt to them.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ as always/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I resent that, you cunt-faced child molester.
Give me ONE example of me being anything other than lovely to anyone on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
anything other than lovely to anyone on here. nice to anyone on here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just you fucking wait.
After all the lovely compliments you've got off me/number of times I've had to bite my lip not to comment on your fat-lipped mongery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!! You're such a massive southern spacktard :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least Tabby goes mental on here rather than murdering prostitutes and/or rent boys.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boohoo, are you going to recant all of your crimes on here?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking well hope not, nobody is interested in clashing colours, neckscarves or sandals.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They didn't want the 5k specifically for catering
but they mentioned it in their description and it's what we all latched on to while proceeding to rip the shit out of them.

It was a fun afternoon.

EDIT:

Here's the original thread
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was funnier before you joined in

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get that a lot

(I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
entertaining, if a little tragic
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post soz
*heads for /talk*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly 50K results when searching google...
I can't be arsed looking for the origin thread...

Google catering
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post was it this one?
www.b3ta.com/links/922510

Or was there an earlier one?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post original
www.b3ta.com/links/882582
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahh yes
just found that myself
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post has he been back since?
to thank us for the hard work we put in raising it's public profile calling them a bunch of cunts?
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen him
Flounced
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best misreading of an audience ever, "I know b3ta loves a good kickstarter project..."
"...so I thought I'd spam a fucking awful one"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much was catering?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this being shot in my bathtub.
It is rather good for a low budget attempt.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post i cry foul on your statement that it was filmed in your tub, where was the turd?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doubled as the sunken soviet sub

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I was focusing on the wrong thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Schoolchildren with fur and tails compete in event*
*may not be factually correct
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Devon24 did not even make an effort to be 'on message'
Its the ABILITY games!!!!!
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Think you have quick reactions?
How many of you could avoid this?

In soviet russia blah blah blah
(northerncock, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What, because they did such a good job of avoiding it in the video?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats my point
You can be the most careful driver in the world but if some knob comes hammering through a hedge, your buggered.
 (northerncock, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post depends if you had already bent over and assumed the position....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a bus driver for a living it's quite a stressful thing.
One of our drivers died by a skip-wagon ploughing into his cab after the skip-wagon driver tried to avoid another vehicle that came straight out of a junction. Our driver didn't stand a chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, man.
Sorry to hear that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Warning:
Best avoided if you don't want to hear terrified, probably badly-injured people trapped in a car wimpering.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That right gave me the horn.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't hear any whimpering
over this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPIZeIfNeFE
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now, Im not normally a fan of reggae....
but that was like liquid silk being poured into my earholes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Move over Klaus Wunderlich
Roberto Delgado is the boss now
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You, Herbs & I should have a proper cheese night.
Cos I was gonna start screaming at you for dissing Klaus, but Delgado is excellent. And then there's Mendes, Kampfert, Albert, Mills....
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sort of getting into Bob Love
but his output is very hit and miss
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha ha! If you mean Geoff Love
Now THERE is a name I haven't for a while. My mate has got tons of his albums. He also has a quilted cocktail bar shaped like the prow of a boat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, yes. Of course I do.
Serves me right trying to post from my phone while cooking
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chips?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daddy.

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
You've said that before, haven't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Usually with his mouth full.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urrgh.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's more what it sounds like, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I have lots of old reggae on vinyl and my hard drives, but not a patch on Mr Rodigan's collection (he's got a show on 1 Extra starting this month, I believe).
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldnt avoid that if I had a 5 second countdown....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite disturbing given the terrified crying at the end
I get the feeling injuries occurred :(
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, my empathy levels haven't dropped enough for me to watch this

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!! A ginger with empathy? You're kidding no one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'll be telling us gingers have souls next!

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!!! Stop it, you're killing me!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, wrote in the library in town.
Love the book and film.

I wonder how much makeup they had to use to hide his freckles? All ginger people have loads of freckles, must be really embarrassing :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Milk bar.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moloko.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like my tight sweater?
See how it fits my body.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Continue....
*touches self*
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice post
/sarcasm
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to ignore you fucking cunt
People getting hurt LAWWWWLLLZZZZ!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off, shitbrain.

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Swimming sloths
45 seconds in is both hilarious and disturbing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sloths: Because Mother Nature has a sense of humour too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "If you see one falling from the tree, it's likey because they want to be there"
Yeah, them and the crocodile who waits for falling sloth fruit.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ginger Miller Parazza is a bitch. That hitch hiker is cool. I wish he was my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smash! Smash! Suh-mash!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Potato?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post PotAtoe

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The good thing about his plan was he had time to hatchet

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop saying that, people will think you are American.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That wouldn't be awesome, that wouldn't be awesome at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You disgust me.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post jesus begins plans for the third coming
having been foiled in his second
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That hitchhiker for mod.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'd probably end up with John Ryder instead.
(not even Rutger Hauer version but Sean Bean for our sins).
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fake
It is claimed both women 'ran'. Then, the woman was put in a bear hug; who was this guy, Stretch Armstrong? /empathy blog
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm not sure what's going on here

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Donk!
*cheer*
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post She moves in mysterious ways.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha!
Jesus is such a cunt making people do shit like that, but a funny cunt.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm listening to this:
uk.ebid.net/for-sale/roberto-delgado-20-south-american-dancing-hits-75-polydor-66208014.htm

So didn't have sound for that video. It was rather entertaining listening to "La Felicidad" while she danced around
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a great album!
I think www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOC_MGhRCnU is better than the version The Doors did
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather splendid!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
off her chuff on ecstasy pipes
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bingo, sure is noisy in the states.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we know what's going on:

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, everyone was so caring and understanding in the way they rushed to her aid....
hold on....
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Fatwa news: baby girls should wear burkas to stop them getting diddled.
That would have stopped Jimmy in his tracks.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Babies in burkas turn me on.

Edit: I think they are AWESOME.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dirty paedophile.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hypocrite.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, clean paedophiles are OK with YOU.
As long as they have OCD, you hand em over.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want your child catching something?
A clean paedophile is a good paedophile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they had guns

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always had an uncontrollable fetish for small postboxes...
...so this would most likely create problems.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always had a "If you're going to dress like a glory hole, I'm going to drop my gentials through the opening" policy.
Got me into a lot of trouble with the IRA :/
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post E's not the usual bloke I get my fatwas from...
Bloody substitute clerics make it up as they go along
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a link post One Of My Favourite Scenes From South Park.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNfhUysehk
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a link post this one goes out to all the bitter web designers in the house
Finnegan the folk hero of HTML
(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got this album for £2 off eBay, ages ago. True story, cheers.
Not my favourite, but I think this song marks the last time Momus used that drum machine loop in a song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it's an ace album. US Knitting is wonderful. The album is a grower. I think this was the last album where he was trying to demonstrate that electronic music doesn't have to be po-faced.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
We will agree to disagree. It is a good album, yes. But not my favourite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a link post I thought you said your dog does not bite? ... That is not my dog. I made this!
Been a b3tan for many years but this is my first post ever on b3ta...
Also my first ever music video, the music comes from Bombay Monkey bombaymonkey.bandcamp.com

The whole track was inspired by the Pink Panther sketch. The lyrics sound like a bizarre alien dialect but they're all genuine types of dog. We had to compile a video of dog clips from the YouTube community and happily, found pretty much everything we wanted. Clips include: a dog on a jet ski, underwater dogs, dogs on trampolines etc etc.

Includes a clip of my own dog Bruce at 1:42 and 2:36 FTW!
(mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
DaA! :D
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur with this sentiment.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dogs are awesome because they aren't cats, if they were cats they'd be cunts.

True fax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Word. They would alo be cunts if they were Adam Pacciti.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post APaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post God forbid the day that DaAP
CaAP though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop saying 'awesome'

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post dog at high speed - head out car window
before: imgur.com/VMw2YWZ

after: imgur.com/eOmvb8J
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post WIN!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
one for the remix video i think
 (mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi!
Sorry to be noobish but what is DaA!
 (mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you aware of CaC?
*edit* this: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/ needs updating.

*edit*edit* done. please add origin. all i could think of was 'scrunt'.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
if you mean Catch And Convert, no not until I just googled it. I used Easy Youtube Video Downloader which works well even though I had to agree to other crap being installed (which I promptly got rid of!)
 (mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post use keepvid dot com instead
of downloading crap you don't want nor need
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:16, , Reply)
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I am allergic to cats anyway. The vid does include a clip of my dog Bruce (cleverly timed to the "my hound" lyric...) see what I did there etc
 (mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dictionary
Well I didn't know that existed either, thanks for another time sponge
 (mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post most welcome

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ha ha you're new and don't know everything! hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post *guiltysniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrrr Hurrrrr!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Glad I could bring a titter or two to your day
 (mogston You can't fight in here! This is the war room, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post funny like a clown

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You DO realise he is twice your b3ta age?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post LUUUUUUUUUUURKER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny London signs
Innit. GC, but it updates all the time so it's not really. Whatever. Ask Heraclitus.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Pictures on Packaging I made this!
I've been asking online retailers to draw pictures on the packages they send me. I've got a few so far, and some people I know have started doing it too. I'm collecting the pictures on Tumblr, so if you feel like requesting one next time you buy online and submitting it, go right ahead.
 (beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post top idea!!
I like the one flipping the bird :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe you haven't had a cock yet.
Nice idea. Be sure to put the results into a patronising video with a plucky guitar soundtrack ;)
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly I ask for something specific,
but sometimes I just let their imaginations run wild. I'm sure a cock isn't far away.
 (beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post asked for a squirrel with tits yet?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet...

(beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *anticipates*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No squirrels left, sorry.
Explosion at the factory apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hamsters don't have long tails.
this is an outrage.
 (Megamoss, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:06, , Reply)
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splendid stuff. the older I get, the more I cherish other people's acts of ultimately pointless but life-affirming whimsy.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cherish other people's acts of ultimately pointless but life-affirming whimsy. attempt to toast my slippers, put my spectacles in the fridge and take the kettle for a walk around the block.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:37, , Reply)
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I will post a scathing reply to that.

After Matlock.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll put the kettle on...
...the leash.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^
This with big brass knobs on.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's excellent!
One of the online Steam-key retailers I use posted something like that on facebook the other day. Wasn't you that asked for it was it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't me
but I'd like to see it!
 (beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a link post My Bloody Valentine : Only Tomorrow.
Loving their new album.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialMBV?feature=watch
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
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I wouldn't say it lives up to expectations but at least it's not an embarrassment, some top tracks on there, the first one especially.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm saving myself for a decent full fat download
but couldn't resist a 'sneak peek' earlier and am looking forward to it all the more now

*edit* also, your comment is very reminiscent of initial responses to the release of loveless... or am i missing the intended hummus?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post No intended hummus, i reckon it's a bit of a grower.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Man gets taser outside Buckingham Palace
Footage of man getting tazo'd
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post if only the man had guns.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love Limmy
so funny
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
limmyisntfunny.blogspot.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
i will have to save this for tactical deployment at another time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
it is a great time-saver.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow that's insightful reportage eh? :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
the facts don't lie.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post HE COULD HAVE KILLED THE QUEEN.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I MUST KILL. THE QUEEN.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7igsvOqOYXA
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blazing Saddles?

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post now there's a difficult situation to deal with

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Hooray for tazers!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post the first one didn't work, lucky there was a second one used otherwise the panic of being under attack could have made him start painting the tarmac
although that was obviously what the crowd standing about watching and filming wanted
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post He thought he was steven seagal, swishing his knife about like that before hitting the floor

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one have never seen a Poundland cook's knife being brandished in a more terrifying manner.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the little dance he did

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't really look like the tazer was that effective to begin with.
Should have shot him in the arse instead his jacket so he pooed himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post paint the town brown!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post love the casual walk past
followed by what looked like a failed silly string attack.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post clogged nozzle
the bane of many a failed party prank
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clogged nozzle
is a phrase that rolls off the tongue and ought to have many meanings.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed.
my ex seemed to very much enjoy the occasional phenomena.

now it's just the bane of many a failed party prank.
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post shouty police lady is shouty but no one seems to be listening.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOTHING TO SEE HERE
apart from some mental with knives getting electrocuted
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNOrp_83RU
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 naked gun references in one thread
nice!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs to practice that authoratative voice...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post note to potential hostage takers:
you dont count as a hostage
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not so sure.
youtu.be/nZzuFurkWQ8?t=2m10s
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hah aknew that'd be blazing saddles
"drop it, or I swear I'll blow this niggers head all over this town!!"


fucking love that film!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job well done by the police I'd say.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post im sure all the protesty types will be outraged and screaming "racists!" and "police brutality!"

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That said, I don't know how powerful or painful stun guns are really
But just from a point of view of dealing with the situation with as minimal danger to the public and the man himself as possible, I'd say they did a pretty good job. He's clearly in an unbalanced state, so if a momentary paralysing shock saves his life and the lives of others... fuck it. Better than being shot aye!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah - im agreeing with you. Top job, rozzers!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post HE COULD HAVE KILLED THE QUEEN

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post HE COULD OF KILD U AND EVERY1 U KNO ABOUT!!!!!!!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'M LUKY TO BE A LIVE.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post All officers armed with tasers
are themselves tasered during training. So they know what its like.
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disgusted by the lack of teabagging.
Where is the professionalism in our front line services?!?!?!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it bloody well hurt
I can tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're tasing the Guard at Buckingham Palace!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post 8.8 Million Volt Shock Mod Ninja Sword.
Jump to 3 minutes to see it work.

What The Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, but its not as cool as Raiden's sword
25.media.tumblr.com/e535dd929264979656a28e59b9cb8c69/tumblr_mep5noTf9m1r2kf27o1_500.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I want a sword with a gun on it, or a gun with a sword on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can think of some
A couple of final fantasy games (8 and 13), and Space captain harlock spring to mind
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayonet
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH THAT BAYONETTA GAME WAS ACE

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter has a great axe/shotgun
farm6.staticflickr.com/5322/7154150704_7efe092a22_b.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - mental

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The demo of the game was ok ... it could be a winner when it comes out.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Found the controls to be quite fiddly, but it was cool as hell. Was grinning like a loon throughout it.
Loved some of the dialogue in it, too, like on the boss fight in the demo:
"I possess an intellect far beyond human reckoning"
"You don't say. Okay then: What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?"
"I am here to kill you."

Definitely gonna buy it when it comes out. I like a good hack and slash action game, me. The new DmC was ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post but what happens when he has his power glove on and forgets to take it of , when he goes for a wee?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post from his description of how he intends to construct it
I *really* want to see the video of him firing it from the glove for the first time.

Just so I can see him writing in pain when the insulation breaks down and he electrocutes himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And drops the sword, impaling his foot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post nailing him to the floor
while his glove continues to shock him
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he pisses himself, further conducting the electricity.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had worse.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post the whole 'sword' part is kinda superflous the way he's constructed it.
no longer much good for slicing or stabbing.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a link post M. Night Shyamalan's "After Earth" trailer!
Soz for the trailer link but as always its slow here on the weekends so just doing me part to get the links board rolling, toodles ;-]
(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks alright. Bit worried by shysmmshmshmshsymlalymslmslhmlshmyanlalan though - never really liked his films much.
I like will smith though - he's ace. He can do serious, action and comedy well. Quite versatile.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm the other way around myself.
But agree with what you say about Will S, I like Shyamalan's movies though, particularly "Unbreakable", & "Signs", heres hoping he pleases us with this ;)
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll remain optimistic
I think he gets a lot of stick, admittedly deserved with his recent efforts, but people forget he made The Sixth Sense. I also have a huge soft spot for The Village, Unbreakable and Signs. Also thought Lady In The Water got a really hard time from critics.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah agreed also ;)
And like the fact that as a director he's not afraid to get infront of the camera himself.
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unbreakable
Is probably my fave superhero film. Cracking.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post defo one of mine too ;)

(Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really underrated it is
Doesn't have all the stupid explosions and suits, but it's proper cool, Samuel J is superb in it. Beautiful looking film too.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah totally loved the train station sequence in Unbreakable and alot more
wonder why he gets so much stick from everyone, theres far worse shitey directors than him etc!
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post true
He's made some duds for sure, but people have been damned fast to jump on his back about it. Probably just a bit let down after such promise I suppose.
I loved Signs as well. Has such a huge scope but all shot in almost one location. He's very good at that kind of thing, he should get back to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bloody love Signs
It's got a few glaring plot holes - namely the old 'why would the aliens invade a planet that was almost entirely water if they're harmed by it - but that never bothered me in all honesty. I love how well put together it was. Some great performances too. And this scene still makes me jump www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGtC2S22Z0
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tarantino rates it very highly, and his description is spot on: "What if Superman was on Earth, and didn't know he was Superman?"
Easily one of my favourite films of the last 15 years.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spot on there I'd say.
Great film.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the one where he come across a girl called Eve, and he reveals his name is Adam?
...and it was Earth all along....just in the past
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it was a ghost and stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post And it was all a dream, dreamt by the main character's split personality who has amnesia
and then M Nigh Shamylana pops up in an overly emphasised cameo scene.
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post So emotional.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Will You?
Another 80's song that'll never grow old. At least for me. I've seen this covered, live, by a number of bands/singers - sex of the vocalist doesn't matter and it almost always works.

I really can't count the number of times I was in this situation when I was younger. And some things don't change..

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Replying To My Own Post
sad.

But I just remembered that SundaeLunch had done a youtube of the song. Better audio.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fPikl7nBw
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Bob Holness played the original sax part. Not many people know that.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mainly because it's just an urban myth

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He DID do the sax on Baker St tho ....
...
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"what key do you want this riff in?"
"c, please, bob"

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mr North South was joking,
I would wager.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post he was the first james bond though
bob h, not n/s
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barry
Nelson played JB 2 years before BH
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post my urban mythology needs some brushing up on apparently.
damn you radio 4 and your dodgy researchers! i should watch more qi

*quits pub quiz team*
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Joking?
On a comedy website?
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a link post How books are born.
Informative.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i was hoping for this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfcEFEaxaLs
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to disappoint.
*commits hare kiri in shame*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Zero Charisma
A bit of the old copy n paste
"The story follows a tabletop Role Playing Game dungeon master who just can't seem to adjust to real life, and his life is turned upside down after he brings in a new guy to play with his RPG group"

Looks really Good
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're right
that does look pretty good :)
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post that looks good.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're right
that does look pretty good :)
 (Braising Squid, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha looks liek comic book guy :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Yo Bitches
The Dawkins/Williams debate on Thursday has been uploaded to Youtube. Get at it!
(I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post An hour and a half??
I'm a busy man, can you summarise please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Relgion is bad
Science and evolution and stuff is good
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many thanks!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they both agree to be Raeleans?
Those guys still going?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best argument anti-Dawkins I've seen was by Parker and Stone...
"I'm counter-influenced by the neo-atheists, Richard Dawkins and those guys," Stone says. "I'm not convinced that truth is the most important thing in the world. Humans tell stories – that's what happens. I don't get [Dawkins'] trip."

www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2013/jan/04/book-of-mormon-stone-parker

Kind of changed my view from rationality=always best to rationality=best in science and politics but perhaps not in, say, art where a more emotional response in necessary.

People always try and view the world so they come out on top. If you are rational minded, it is easy to put that as the most important virtue rather than a single good virtue.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've lost track of who is saying what these days
Problem is it's not a black and white argument. Some religious folk think along those lines saying they're just telling nice stories and having a communal sing song, others say fuck you you're going to hell if you don't follow this rule book. Some Atheists say all religion is evil and insane, look at science, others say, hold on, why are you asking me, I'm an atheist not an anti-theist.

the argument for each cause and against each cause is just shouty noise now.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are twatty atheists and twatty religious people.
Somewhere along the line in this endless squabble, people seem to have forgotten that not being a twat trumps both being pious and being rational as a character trait.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh god this by the bucketful
I don't care if you believe in a skywizard or not - just as long as you're not being a dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post just think how much stuff these people could get done
if they stopped trying to argue a flat way of life for everyone that quite rightly is never going to happen
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post what if the truth is the best story a human can tell

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post pish!
the hungry caterpillar is the best story a human can tell, and it's blatantly made up
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you saying there shouldn't be more than one story?
IMDB voted Shawshank Redemption as the best movie
I'd hate to have to read/show that to kids ;D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Science Fiction is almost always shit
when it is more science than fiction.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Conversely,
post-modernism and other things that can work in art are almost always shit when applied to science.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post surely the problem is when those stories are purported to be the truth?
truth might not be the most important thing in the world, but lies could be. When you start selling a story as the truth and supress any dissenting viewpoints then that is the death of stories as well as truth - they mention that scientology gave them hassle for one of their episodes, and I seem to remember them having to censor something they did about muhammad. This isn't truth versus fiction, its truth versus non-truth - myths and stories don't enter the equation as long as that is what they are acknowledged to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Outside of science, is the idea of truth not blurred, though?
Fiction can be a good way to express moral ideas, and most people structure their lives around the idea of a narrative that doesn't really exist.

Moderate religious people will usually take the more silly elements of their holy books as metaphors.

Religion, containing group mentality and unquestioning belief can easily be abused, and that abuse should be fought against. However, I'm unconvinced that a not-too-questioned belief in an afterlife is an unhealthy thing for people to have and I do think a lot of anti-religious sentiment can make the religious just act *more* fundamentalist, where it can become nasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post outside of science there is no truth
only hope. You can hope there's an afterlife, and you can't prove there isn't one, but to go from there to making up bullshit and saying its real is just plain idiocy. And as you say, telling people to stop being idiots just makes them worse. All we can hope for is a steady drip of intelligence to wear down the mountain of bullshit over time.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure
that there is anyone who doesn't live their life via beliefs which are equally as irrational as moderate religion. For example, plenty of people believe in the idea of "the one".

I agree it is idiocy, but I'm not sure religion has a monopoly on that type of thought or that type of thought cannot make people happy.

Fighting bigotry is admirable, but fighting all irrationality (as opposed to promoting reason) seems pretty pointless.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good answer.
The fact that Dawkins (eg) is also so far from ever expressing the truth about himself - in the same way as religious fundamentalists - distances me from everything he does. It's just the same old power grabbing ideology and acting with different characters (it seems to me, anyway).

Then agai, I hate politics, am unimpressed by engineering and couldn't care less about space.

John Fante FTW.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dawkins hardly needed to turn up
Rowan Williams prattling on about spirituality for half an hour is enough to turn anyone off religion
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
But as usual, pointless. All the religious people presume atheism as a belief; one actually referred to 'Scientism'. Atheism is a LACK of belief. Not the same thing at all.

EDIT: to clarify: I do not 'believe' there is not an Apache helicopter in my front room. There simply isn't. It wouldn't fit and I'd not be able to see the telly from the sofa.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post but you have to admit
having an Apache Helicopter would be pretty cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have sat in one!
It landed in the car park at work. I wasn't allowed to press any buttons though :(
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool!
this was my 4,000th post! yay!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish there was a transcript of that
I could only endure the collective smug/black-tie/"ooo get me in my little black dress and poncy chair"-ness for a few seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are some right foxes in the background there.
I thought all female Cambridge students had hairy faces, bucked teeth and rode horses.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I understand Dawkins staunch views and position
but tolerance and understanding and respect have to be more important than bashing and criticism and baiting

I was always pure atheist, and thought that anyone who believed God was a fearful weak willed twat

then I took DMT and I'm agnostic now - all we can say for sure is that we don't know

but having said that the scientific method MUST be the way we go forward. believing in millennium old texts and cherry picking the bits that agree with our agenda and bigotry cannot be allowed to continue
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The point was made in the debate.
Where does tolerance and understanding stop? I am not tolerant or understanding of female circumcision, burning witches or many other things religions do. Nor will I respect it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair enough
Apologies. I should have watched it instead of blundering in talking about me, me, me.

you're totally right though, I agree with what you say completely
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I apologise too,
as my answer seemed a bit like a challenge and was not meant so. I just get annoyed when some religious people ask for tolerance when what they actually mean is 'This is what I do, let me get on with it no matter how vile and in return I'll be tolerant of you (although you are going to hell, so I win anyway)'. I think that attitude SHOULD be challenged but fully accept that wasn't your stance.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 18:26, , Reply)

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