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This is a link post A season for treason I made this!
Although you probably prefer me in leather and chains singing about jizzing in Michael Winners soup (R.I.P.). Here is some nu-doo-wop.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Octopuses want more hugs
when high on ecstasy
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quelle surprise
We give animals the same shit we take and that has the same result. I need more hugs at the moment and where can I order an Octopus on MDMA?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post E-Bay

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen enough Animé...
TKWTIG
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's a reason they're referred to as the baggage throwers...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckers

(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs a holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roughly handling packages all day.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they do, the dirty old bollockses. I bet they do.

(97800, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post This could be the upsetting scene in a Pixar film about bags.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lost 4eva :'''(

(97800, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would Watch
definitely
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2018, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Japan version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f9IqiXUdl0&feature=youtu.be
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Massively under staffed
Not enough room for that last case
 (Paint! Another one lost, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol
Reminds me of my broken baggage in London about twenty years ago.
 (Sherbs, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 6:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funniest luggage experience
I was watching the luggage arrive for collection at the airport and I saw loose clothing start coming onto the carousel. Was having a good chuckle at that until I realised it was my suitcase that had torn open.
Airline gave me a new one.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
As long your suitcase contents wasn't smelly underwear you should have been fine.
 (Sherbs, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Gorillas playing Tetris"

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post dont get why this job hasnt been replaced by robots yet

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
1. Unions still exist.
2. Robots aren't cheaper than labour yet.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post not even robots then
A slight redesign of the plane/dock would allow gravity to do most of it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what about
if he waited at the bottom of the belt? I'm thinking someone's working out his anger issues
or practicing his rugby skills
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Go Team Spiders etc .......
Departed Stuj now cocooned in his final resting place.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post We shall not look upon his like again.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Teh curse of B3ta
He seemed normal but quirky and fun at first but ended up having a meltdown of bondage porn and booze.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bondage porn? You didn't mention that before!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously of interest to yourself
b3ta.com/talk/8167574
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post /talk ? Jesus, you really are depraved.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was research and Pete Townshend can verify this.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think there is a good reason
why there are no links to /talk on the main page.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Fri 21 Sep 2018, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post evacuate then nuke from orbit
it's the only way
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Kid spikes school dinner with laxatives NSFW

50% horrific, 50% funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post And 100% implausible.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fakery
On several grounds:
Suitable laxatives don't work that fast orally.
The food would taste very wrong for most types of laxative.
Diarrhoea doesn't usually look like that.
How does one kid spike a whole canteen without getting caught?
Etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're probably right

I'm probably gullible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
You can neck 1.5 litres of prune juice in one go, and your arse *still* won't explode for a good 30-60 minutes. I do this occasionally when I fancy freshening up the old lower intestine.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumedthe filming took place a little later.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a tv show
youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus
 (Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post How long would school lunch last?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to know an awful lot about runny bottoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I binge watched this just today
It was awesome and I thought a little better then the first season
Would watch again
youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus
 (Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jamie Oliver has a bad sense of humour
 (Sherbs, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't have affected me. I brought my own packed lunch. Paste Sandwiches.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was harder to wank to than I expected...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post uncanny resemblance
to what she probably looks like now
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue—The Complete Lionel Blair (1993-2007)
A compilation of every single Lionel Blair joke (as well as a few with Una Stubbs and Christopher Biggins)
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post All fabulous...
...but the very last one was genius
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was good
For me it's the I'm a Celebrity... one
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Una Stubbs gasped in amazement as she saw Nevil Shute in Lionel's Face".
Awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine has always been
"Una Stubbs sat open mouthed, as Lionel pulled off 12 angry men in under two minutes."
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Sep 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post One man and his dog.
Humph had the perfect delivery for this sort of filth
 (Hemipygous, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame that Lionel
Absolutely detests ISIHAC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you :)

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear. This is horrible.
Poor Lionel.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 21 Sep 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can I tempt you to another kebab?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 24 Sep 2018, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back when it was good
nowadays it's just barry cryer laughing unconvincingly at his own material.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sun 23 Sep 2018, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Moments are still good, but a lot is badly scripted now.
I'm sure a chunk was scripted or retakes before, but we're a long way from the peaks of things like "even Cecil draws the line at dead elephants" these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 23 Sep 2018, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Bloody vandals.
How dare they.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Motorists devastated"
really? fucking really? "Devastated"? really?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having spent thankfully a short period commuting along the M25 Heathrow/M4 end
You take any ray of light to lift the gloom and sheer frustration of sitting in 4 lanes of gridlock. Trust me.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do that journey a lot I'm sad to say.
you learn not to get emotionally invested in the traffic conditions pretty quickly.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Completely understand that
For the sake of your sanity you just have to let if wash over you. As a regular rail commuter at least you get the sense you are getting somewhere, well at least most of the time, and can fairly accurately plan journey time. To make sure I could make work on time driving I had to give myself 1hr 15 min ever the estimated journey time as conditions so random. Only a 37 mile journey as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still gutted about the loss of
Big Dave's Gusset.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe a long fence overlooking the M40 Southbound before M25 junction
no longer has "SWEATY BOLLOCKS" on it. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That one regularly changes. Only a few years ago it had a terse two worded effort that was very Alf Garnett.
Thirty years ago it wouldn't have shocked me, five years ago it did.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "M. Khan Is Bent"

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Welcome to the People’s Republic of Brighton & Hove”

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Archer Out!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Now we know what fire tornados eat.
Fire hoses.

appols for instagram link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post reverse the truck you thick cunts

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turn the water on?
Then the water can hit the fire tornado from the inside
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Far too rational.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, throwing a stone at it will definitely put it out

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly
he didn't throw the stone to try put it out, he was just trying to scare it away!
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly.
That's the first lesson in firemen school.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to throw stones at things to determine they are a stone's throw away.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's on day release from a military prison so he really shouldn't be measuring distances that way.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think soon we're going to need Public Service videos telling us to stop filming and get clear.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hungry hungry tornadoes

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Portable Toilets for afters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtpnlpQVV0U
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have a nice spray.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJvJJaV6-Pc
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top finding

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha looks like it's from a different age.
Oh dear
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is. We learnt about that in history at school last term. Humour was so simplistic and unsophisticated in the olden days.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-(
At least I kept my hair and most of my teeth, so not all bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"URL signature expired"
Or is my Firefox going wonky.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only get
"URL signature expired"
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, sorry. i couldn't find it on YT.

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post But rest assured it was AMAZING and you've really missed out.
In fact you WON'T BELIEVE how much you've missed out
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Shameless link to a friends EP
Very good friend of mine recently released his EP and thought i would share for your ear lugs!
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any non Spotify links?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Apple better or worse?
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/heres-a-few-to-tide-ya-over-ep/1436512034
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we all know the answer to that....
I'll have a looksie on Google music
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to be on more platforms than Slade
Also here

https://www.tommy-hare.com
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as Hairy Tom.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Cathay Pacific spells it's own name wrong
Simon McCoy again showing his quick witted distain for trivial stories. This one about Cathay Pacific missing the F on one of its planes. Or as he puts it, "no f'in Pacific"
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post f?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 19 Sep 2018, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post art?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He who spelt it dealt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cough* its *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having your balls examined?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't we all, nothing can be hidden from God

(97800, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Especially not from his representatives in the church

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well clearly not Odin.
You can hide stuff on the side where he's missing an eye.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The real one

(97800, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The default one, based on place of birth, is standard.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post well as long as he doesn’t insist on cupping
toasty can look all he wants
 (ozof, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post heard it the first time
*cough*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Distain? In a post about bad spelling? You sick bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post dysdeighn

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better. At least the second syllable begins with the right letter.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deesdays

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 19 Sep 2018, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a small price to pay for legalizing cannabis.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a tribute to 2pac

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post patheiic

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post very unny!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where is
the effin pacific?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just plane wrong

(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ff
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Estas Tonne. The Song of the Golden Dragon

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!
*lobs in 20p*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he's a right fucking bellend

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Most likely
 (Sherbs, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone looks so disinterested. Must be at a bus stop.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post dya reckon that's how he actually dances too?

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flatley doesnt need to hold on to anything

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a bit rough, the poor cunt can't move his arms

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post where does he nail his foot?

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Sep 2018, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the foot.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post up yer arse!

(ozof, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen such a bad case of Jimmy Legs

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post aye, saw these guys in Soho doing this a few years back while in a cocktail bar across the road

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like it's electocuting him.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of when I lived in a cockroach infested shithole in London

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Hawk House
Not sure on the love for Hip Hop here on b3ta but I'd advise not sleeping on Hawk House.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Lives of the most remarkable criminals who have been condemned and executed for murder, highway robberies, house-breaking, street robberies, coining, or other offences
Garr! It be international talk like a pirate day! So here be the salty tale of my ancestors that briefly terrorised British waters and made French and English bed wetters tremble in fear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post here be as dastardly a cur as ever took to sea
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Low
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know you were Somalian.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did you mistake the AK47 in my pocket for?
A sign I was pleased to see you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's an obscene racial stereotype. You know full well I abhor that kind of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bh d e
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Blatant forced rimming on YT! NSFW
Starts at 25s.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 2:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post And people CHOOSE to have these disgusting things in their houses?
Drown the fucking lot of em
 (97800, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post all that blood made me puke

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a link post What an asshole...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointing lack of Keymaster

(97800, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Punk as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello elder
Prefer cup screaming. Harley has always been grumpy and screaming into a cup I can relate to.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post !.... is Bertie Blunt posting?
I want to hear what he's got to say for himself!
 (Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Who is your favourite General - mine is Grievous? I made this!
Looking for any B3tans to help me troll this new blockchain-based Reddit clone.

They have just set up a channel called #general and i'm trying to hijack it and turn it into chat about generals.

Slight hurdle to entry, you need the Ethereum based wallet Metamask... Only for the technologically/crypto inclined probably.
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post wut

(97800, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post but we could have a chat about generals here without the need for a crypto wallet
Free generals chat, its all Erwin, Erwin, Erwin on b3ta
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Consensus.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proof of work...

(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Knowledge round.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post strolls past whistling with hands in pockets

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got 20p in my wallet

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a picture of a five pound note... in colour

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post 16p in change.
Two Credit Cards
Argos Card
Bank Card
Citizen M keycard from when I took Mrs. Penis on a trip to Glasgow to see Alice Cooper last November
Tesco Clubcard
Holland & Barrett loyalty card
Bank Secure Key authenticator thingy
Receipt from the Grape Tree Health Foods shop for £25.44
And a vinyl dinosaur sticker that Mrs. Penis stuck to the inside not long after we started dating.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 18 Sep 2018, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post pfft Mrs Penis
Of Thai extraction? Met online by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine is also General Grivas. Oh wait...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgios_Grivas
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post zounds

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Porpoise

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post ism
as a rule
 (ozof, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 4:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like Mike Jackson
Presumably his name was a bit of a handicap but he still managed to get to the top. True grit
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 19 Sep 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Zod obviously.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Wed 19 Sep 2018, 13:44, , Reply)

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