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This is a link post video killed the radio star
If Educational Videos Were Filmed Like Music Videos
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
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video killed the radio star.... you absolute bastard, i was not only waiting for Tom to break into that, but now have it in my head thanks very much
 (ynotchat, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
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(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Bleak "nature" photos
For best results, read the captions in David Attenborough's voice.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What depressing photographs

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could take worse photos.
Imagine a rural lane, probably 500+ years old, old stone cottages near a winding brook.
The local retard builders use it as dump, last week they put a pallet bag of waste IN the brook.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them could be read in Werner Herzog's voice.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that works too
Good call.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
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Gunther, give them a shove...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked his Rick & Morty cameo
www.youtu.be/Rw1cdRew-Zg
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Prank Call Scrapyard NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:40, , Reply)
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I live in Scotland, and this is how everyone negotiates business transactions.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in Scotland too
Can confirm
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like Tennants but I still drink the stuff when I visit

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I kept waiting
for the bit of the call that was the prank, but then he hung up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry, but I don't speak Jive

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Life in England Vlog 2

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not found.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's very simple
Go south from Scotland. When you're less wet, you're in England. If you get more wet, you've gone too far.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger
Try this one instead.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Life in England Vlog
This is a really inspiring Vlog, I hope you 'mates' enjoy it
(brandthedoggy, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 5:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're not my fucking mate, mate.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to when he visits Cornwall
and gets called "My luvver", "My box of birds" and "My 'anz" (last one being short for My Handsome).
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to when he visits Castlemilk.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:26, , Reply)
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So does Castlemilk
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post expert troll
or imbecile? I can't decide.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going with
'cunt'
In England....everyone's a cunt. The weather's a cunt. The flowers are cunts.
Hope that's a little insight to life here in ingerland.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, no.
Yorkshire men have only one of two things to say about anyone.

Either: He's a bit of a cunt, but he's alright,
Or: He's alright, but he's a bit of a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope..
the music sealed the deal.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Yorkshireman's Motto
Hear all, see all, say nowt
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt
and if ivvar tha does owt for nowt, allus do it fer thi'sen
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yorkshire born and Yorkshire bred.
Thick in the arm and probably racist.
Or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post As my granddad used to say, a Yorkshireman is a Scot who's had the generosity kicked out of him.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Troll.
That said, I did hear of some Americans questioning why Windsor Castle was built so close to an airport.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the other hand you've gotta admit it's quite impressive how all our rivers
managed to coincidentally flow past all the docks and mill wheels we built.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whichever, it's breathtakingly dull

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
I was waiting for the punchline, like "...then he sh4gg3d me up the 4rs3!" or something.
It's true, no irony whatsoever in these pure folk.
 (davyclam, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's got to be a joke. What a bell end.
Where does he live? If this happened round my way he would have got all his shopping nicked and torn a new arsehole and then had his old arsehole handed to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's good old fashioned service that.
Many of the cheaper places these days will tear you a new arsehole but throw away the old one.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post U wot m8?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps there will be more where he hilarious gets beaten up by people he thinks are friends
either way, nope
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a pretty good idea what he does with that hamster when he takes it out of its cage.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next week, he spills someone's pint in 'spoons, "better watch where you're going mate", visit to hospital, sad vlog, moves back home

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Jonbob has many candles, so let's muppet!
jonbob has been a member for 12 years. Much candles, so months, very link, Wow.
First posts are lost in the anusols of time, but one involved muppets. Good enough excuse for me. [GC, 2012, sue me]
Happy candles, jonbob!
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you.
*blushes*
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, you broke b3ta on your special day?!
Gz. Is obviously your fault, you understand, right?

Edit: Ris: YouTube was down from about 3AM until about 4AM.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy candle day

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles
Sorry to hear about it this way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 17 Oct 2018, 7:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carrying on from earlier:
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 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles Mister
*licks*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Caaaaaaaaaandles!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happlsplandlings!

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post make sure you put the subtitles on

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy flame cylinders, jonbob

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a link post You big hairy arse. F you, F your effing wife.I'll stick this effing pitch up your hole
20 year ago, IDK why I'm still laughing. "You Bastard, You Fecker, You bollocks, Get your bollocks out of my face!"... "Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns."
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's wall to wall bastards
Love it
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Wall to wall bastards"
...cannot possibly be said too much.

 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post How did that gobshite get on the television?
The latest Rule of Three podcast has Aisling Bea on it geeking out about Father Ted. It's a really good series btw (the Bottom episode is, as the kids say, "lit"*)

www.acast.com/ruleofthree/aislingbeaonfatherted

* I have no idea if that's the right word, for I am old
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the theme tune trivia in that episode.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
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Cool illustration...out of date, of course. Still, cool.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
I still reserve the right to punch anyone who says "noice" though.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 3:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sick candles dude! Wicked and groovy
Def gnarly as. Sweet!
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find the lack if "mega" from the 90's mega disappointing.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 8:31, , Reply)
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Also missing: "Skill"

And "the Present" is 12 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boss is still used in scouseland

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post gnarly, dope, fuckin' A

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post lacking 'bostin'

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rule of Three is good 1 in 3 episodes....
Loved the Spinal Tap dissection.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Florida man livestreams police chase NSFW
Drunk man films own police chase across a beach. Swearing a bit too so NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why NSFW?
There's about 1000 other reasons that the video should be removed from YouTube - and it probably will be soon. But I'm not seeing anything NSWF about it?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 4:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He says there's swearing
Some people have employers who might be a bit miffed about having swearies blasted in the office. As per the faq, better safe than sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 17 Oct 2018, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that's perfectly reasonable
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind in the future too.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You would have to listen
very carefully in order to pull words out of the incoherent shouting that guy is doing.

I could not make out any English words.

Still, it matters more what he is trying to say than what he actually accomplished.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't listen to it to be fair
Also my boss swears like a fucking trooper, so I'm easy
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Porno Groove.
I became turgid and aggressive whilst listening to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Viola Smith (drummer)
Born in 1912 and still alive. This clip is from 1939.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Kermode Uncut: They Shall Not Grow Old
Interview with Peter Jackson with some more footage...
(ohidunno, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
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Very nice. Peter Jackson doesn't seem to relax very easily
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:42, , Reply)
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Either he's hyper nervous or he's just run up 10 flights of steps.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kermode's posture suggests he's in big trouble.
Also, were they in separate studios?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning work
IDK if the film is any good, but the footage is ace; amazing to see WW1 like that. I wonder what next... Einstein lectures or something. Suffragettes. JFK. I'm *so* looking forward to the restored Apollo 11 stuff next year, which looks equally impressive.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
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Agreeed - shame PJ wasted so much time on the Hobbit trilogy... could have been doing more of this sort of thing...
 (ohidunno, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any of you seen it yet?
Izzit good?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post spoiler
They all die in the end.
Except for Frodo and the rest who leave Middle-earth for the Undying Lands.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I saw it last night
I was expecting it to be good having seen the trailers but nothing compared to how well it had actually been done. Content-wise, it was a mix of a surprising amount of humour and a truly shocking description of the horrors of the war (in particular the story of one young Private slipping off the duckboards only to be left to drown in the mud). Technically, in the cinema, there was a tangible difference in how everyone reacted when it switched over into the enhanced footage.
There is talk I understand of extending the screenings in cinemas before it's shown on Armistice day on the BBC.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:10, , Reply)
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Thanks, will try to catch it
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 14:52, , Reply)
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So is this going be on BBC1 next month?
 (Sherbs, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 9:01, , Reply)
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Yep
 (ohidunno, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Flat Out made the cover of Vogue
Also includes crisps!

 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cross dressing - Advanced excuses for the determined transvestite.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Xe has a huge shant
Binatorialism is so definitive, don't you think?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I thought it was only the completed electron shell that made it stable.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Oct 2018, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the title of a Marc Rebillet track.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Holy crap this bot can dance - Uptwon Spot

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 16 Oct 2018, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post they need to glue some googly eyes on it

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post They used up all the glue.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:16, , Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
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(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
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https://www.asciimation.co.nz/
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post meh, you could do that with Big Trak

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to have to test this theory

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:09, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks
like CGI to me. The motion blur seems wrong, like the sort that After effects makes, not a modern camera...

Also, it does not seem to obey physics in quite the way it should.

If that turns out to be real, I will be fairly surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's real.
Check this out. I know that could be CGI too, in theory, but not realistically. And there's independent footage, e.g. here on TED talks.

Like Elon Musk said, "you know it's real because it looks so fake".
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both your links look very very real
the robots move like they are affected by physics, the lighting, and motion blur all seem real but the video above still does not to me.

To me, your links look real because they look real.

I have no doubt that the robots exist, and can do many amazing things, but some of the movements above just don't seem right. It's just too perfect when compared to the real-life robots.

For example, at 0:25 the shoulders pop up and down with no motion blur, yet when it moonwalks out the feet have motion blur. Things like that tend to pop out at me from years of making animations and having to pay attention to minor stuff when I was in charge of compliance in the MCR of a TV studio.

I am very sure the robot is a real thing, I am not so sure that particular video is of a real robot doing those moves in real life.

I will be totally convinced if I see a video of the robot moonwalking and there is a person in the shot. Until then I reserve judgement but lean slightly towards CGI.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK friend, I get ya
I will investigatify!

I totes understand, and skepticism is always a good thing.

Not sure if I'll get a definitive proof in this case. Might gaz you if I do.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go, proof from the b-roll

(sithemong, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexeh
robottom twerking
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robot bestiality is ok, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've been to Japan then?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:20 to 0:25
A robot doing an impression of a dancer doing and impression of a robot!

My head hurts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am going to miss humans

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're all at it
youtu.be/Yo2TUIEXJig
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..."okay, so where are we going to put this big round red button...."
...i thiiiink.....here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robo-twerk
Cybernetics got funky
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Meet the Cores
Part 1
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
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Portal fan?
Have you played Portal stories Mel?
 (Sherbs, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is
portal stories mel?

You have my attention ;)

EDIT : I googled it, it looks interesting. I will check it out!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:46, , Reply)
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Oh..it's difficult.
Hands up =( i cheated 3 times for a few problems.
As you can see, it's free on Steam as long as you have the original Portal 2.
The end piece of music is nice to hear..Time and time again..=)
 (Sherbs, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post One small step for man...
Or, did he say "One small step for a man?
Just asking. It's the subject of a lot of debate; Armstrong himself was not entirely sure. Was it a combination of audio clipping and his accent?
It's been analysed by experts; I'm still interested in the opinion of b3tards though.

Here's something close to the original.

I lean towards him saying "One small step fr'a man..." sorta thing.

Thoughts?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that a sheet of toilet paper?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of that classic track,
The Mentors-Golden showers
"Bend up and smell my anal vapour, your face is my toilet paper"
They don't write 'em like that any more. Sigh.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it is a picture wot Banksy did
but if it looks like toilet paper to you either:
You are an art critic AICMFP
You need to see a doctor
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post .

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would totally love a pair of those.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, nope, nope and nope
After thinking that the first four statements in the video were false, I then saw "designed by Sylvester Stallone"

Then it made sense. The crappy graphics that might have looked good 15 years ago. The overly dramatic music. The macho designs that would look better in a Poundland, or kid's toy store.

Classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure that the second is false -
you can't have death where nothing has been alive (there's no death on the Moon) - but it's saved from falsity only by being utterly trivial.

And the graphics wouldn't have looked good 15 years ago: Toy Story was 1995, and knocks this out of the water. That only adds to, and is a perfect fit for, the general naffness of the rest, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Designed by a 13 yr old metal fan.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet his initial concept sketches were loads better than the finished product
I'm guessing there was at least one floating bikini
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more flaming skulls and nuclear mushroom clouds.
Maybe a monster truck too, with guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Just... wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do skulls and snakes really represent chaos?
Like everything else Stallone it's just TOO much
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post How fucketing much?
www.nibs.com/pens/montegrappa-chaos-limited-edition
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post They need it to pay for the advanced cgi trailer

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, no. Disappointment!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a weird thing to parody

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post douche filming some little people on the train gets more than he bargained for

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
that escalated quickly.

Now many many people have video of them, instead of one guy having a photo.

Which he still presumably has.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post well he got his video for his social media just not the one i think he wanted
i'm just glad his mates will be ripping the piss out of him now
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's lucky he got away practically unscathed.
Despite their cute appearance, midgets are five times stronger than an average adult human and wouldn't think twice about tearing your arms from their sockets in a fit of rage.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post they'll rip your dick clean off

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Pretty sure that's orangutans
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
It's funny because they're little.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Man, he had a short temper

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A little hot under the collar.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I'LL BITE YOUR KNEECAPS OFF!".

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have heard from somewhat reliable sources
that putting chimpanzees and Little People in the same room is sure to lead to a very bloody disaster. Chimps hate them!

www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2ri40d/til_chimpanzees_are_genetically_wired_to_savagely/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Elephant and tourist
Chiang Mai, Thailand
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was Chang Mai, but I remembered wrong
Chang means elephant. Like the beer.


There's a famous temple (wat) just outside Chiang Mai, allegedly it was named when an emperor was given a white elephant as a gift, they let it wander around - it went up a hill, and they built a temple there.

I may have forgotten some of the details, that story might not be quite right. I lived there about 15 years ago. I knew that "Mai" means new, but I didn't know that "Chiang" apparently means capital city. Which is now rather confusing, as Bangkok is the capital - which is "Krung Thep" in Thai; also known as Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit for short. Meaning "City of angels, great city of immortals, magnificent city of the nine gems, seat of the king, city of royal palaces, home of gods incarnate, erected by Vishvakarman at Indra's behest.".

So it's the city of angels... same as Los Angeles. A lot of Thai people know that full name - mostly because it was the lyrics of a pop song.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lived in Thailand, eh? Elon, what's your take on that?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he acted like an idiot
I don't know if there's anything more to it than that. I guess we'll find out from the court case. I'm a big fan of SpaceX, and I'm therefore excited to hear his announcements and love his achievements - that doesn't mean I like everything about him. I wouldn't say he's a total dick - everybody does dickish things sometimes. I'm not buying the idea that he did it to deflect from other stuff either; sounds a bit tin-foil-hat to me.
Same sort of thing regarding the shares. Maybe he'll get a fine or something. Mostly, I hope it won't impact on crew dragon/Falcon Heavy/BFR developments. Crew Dragon needs to start test flights really soon, to hit the April first crewed deadline. And after last weeks Soyuz accident, that's even more important. (Yeah, Boeing too, but having two is no bad thing.) And I'm really hopeful we'll see another FH launch this year, and maybe even a first BFR test...although realistically, that's probably gonna be 2019.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post And regarding the kiddy-fiddling,
I knew lots of the bar-girls in Thailand, as friends.I used to hang out with them in their homes, learning the language. I never met any that were under-age, and never saw any of that sort of thing. I knew one who was 18; I knew like, 50 others who were between 20 and 30 or so. A lot look much younger than you'd think they are. My Thai g/f was 32, and looked about 20. I got shit over that from tourists, thinking she was a young bar-girl I'd picked up... but she was almost the same age as me. (And worked as a cook, FWIW.)
I'm sure the under-age stuff exists, like it does in England, but I saw no evidence that it's prevalent. I did see it in Vietnam, and that seems to be much more of the destination-of-choice for the kiddy-fiddlers; not Thailand - in my experience, anyway.
I spent over 4 years in Thailand, and was not once offered the chance of under-age girls - despite being in the areas where you might expect those types of offer. I was in Vietnam for only about a month, and was offered such "opportunities" more than once.
I'm not claiming Thailand is perfect - far from it. It's corrupt as fuck. But I didn't see any paedo stuff, at all.

[Top tip, it's a lot cheaper to buy a bar-girl drink than to pay for a language course. The only problem is, you learn to speak like a bar-girl, so you learn slang, like "yip" for "yee-sip", 20 Bhat. So you sound like a cheap prozzie. Fun ensues.]
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
Two replies to a typically weak Frocker joke. Let's have a think here - post one defends Elon Musk.
Then it gets *really* interesting - a sort of apologia for prostitution in Thailand and a strange one at that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not apologizing for it
In England, you buy a girl drinks/dinner for the chance of a shag. What's the difference, exactly? The terms? Honesty?

Where's the line here? Something about an explicit contract, rather than implied?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Dom
AICMFP.
That's misogynistic crap. If you know any adult women, ask them to explain.
Fuck. Right. Off.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Asked the nearest few
They said you're naive.
The boys did too, and a few handy lezzers. Not sure if that's relevent. Uncertain whether your remarks are sexist, as well as asinine.
Have you every bought a drink for a boy/girl? If so, why? Exact reasons? No thought about coitus at all?
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you one of those incels?
Actually - *did* you ask anyone? If so, who? where?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Not an "incel", didn't know the word until you said it, and looked it up.
Yeah, I asked a bunch of people who are nearby. About 20. 2 lezzers, 3 gays. Ish.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you're seriously telling me that rather than being perched on your bed in your mum's basement
you are actually in some bohemian salon where flicked the tip off your cigarette and said 'All human relationships are basically transactional - especially sexual ones, and if I buy you dinner, I'm at least due a blow job'
And *20* people including two 'lezzers' (I think round here in Brighton if you call a lady a lezzer you'll get one in throat, btw - it's problematic nomenclature) and three gay-sh and as one they said:
'Absolutely Cecil, you're so right as usual'.
Staggering.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sound like you're in the basement
The lezzers say "Hi, he sounds like a bit of a cunt"
Did I say "All human relationships are basically transactional"? Check back.
You said, "if you call a lady a lezzer you'll get one in throat." People are not all the same. Their differences are not according to their gender or sexual preference. That's an important thing to understand.
Some black people are cunts. Who'd have thought it?
Some cunts have 1 arm; some cuntish people with a dick like to shag women.
Grow up.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh bloody hell, I've missed the evening argument. {:-(

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry
It petered out before I could get to the vinegars
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Sockcucker's remark "Some black people are cunts" might really kick things off, but alas, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean atypically.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post let me check.....
....nope. Right the first time.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give me a break. Just look at the material I had to work with. It's like getting blood out of a stone.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he mean too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 17 Oct 2018, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Pee Wee’s Big Nightmare I made this!
Happy Halloween everyone!
 (rizzivision, Tue 16 Oct 2018, 5:03, , Reply)

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