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This is a link post Very b3ta-esque Russian dance video

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This is a normal post This was posted a few days ago.
You must now sit on the glasscock naughty step and think about what you've done. Hopefully, one day, you can recover from this shame.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Search is obviously still fucked then.

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This is a normal post When was it not?

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This is a normal post 2000

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This is a normal post Preview is your friend:

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this
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(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just tried it again
And I get 'Link may not have been posted. Maybe'. Even now, after I already posted it.

Honest guv. Would I lie to you?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 5:10, , Reply)
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I was hoping that might get fixed with the millions Ron's raking in from the Patreon these days.

And the YouTu.be bug.
And the posts disappearing between this page and the archive.
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This is a normal post Who’s Ron?

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:37, , Reply)
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Ducking autocorrect
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naughty step
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gl
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ass
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This is a normal post Little Big are a bit of a B3ta adoptive band, despite the naysayers...
I love 'em...
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're fucking brill.
And currently providing the soundtrack to my jogs.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Sir Paul Beresford struggles with Scottish accent
Just an excuse to repost this to be honest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Just a scene from Jaws
but the similarity to Trump's climate change denial is uncanny
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www.youtube.com/watch?&v=cCxPOqwCr1I
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This is a normal post Is it about a shark though?

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This is a normal post You are Mark Kermode
AICMFP
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Feels more like a Simon question...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 6:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The mayor is still the mayor in Jaws 2.
This is surely one of the most terrifying things to happen in the franchise.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only remember the end of Jaws 2
But I'm guessing he has learnt from his mistakes and in Jaws 2 he is leading the call to close the beaches? Right?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 10:53, , Reply)
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terrifying predictable
the franchise america
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 80 minutes in before you actually see the bloody shark.

(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:36, , Reply)
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Isn't that Rule No.1 in making monster films - don't reveal the monster until near the end?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That works well.
This seems to be the guy who made it, if you want the right person to get the YouTube pennies*.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=24l8n2hZkoM

(* Not including Kendrick and Morten)
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This is a link post Slack!
Now!
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a link post The Bus
great surreal comic series by Paul Kirchner
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
These used to grace the pages of "Heavy Metal", but never made it to the original "Metal Hurlant", great shame as no translation was needed.
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This is a normal post Reminds me a bit of The Biggest Tongue in Tunisia.

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This is a normal post Nice!

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a really good find.

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This is a normal post I remember some of these.
Excellent stuff.
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This is a link post Windows 2.0
No-one's going to miss looking outside are they? It's boring
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
aeroplane manufacturers are looking at that kind of thing (and/ or LED screens showing what's going on outside) to replace actual windows. So... yeah.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "My window's been hacked!"

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This is a normal post it'll be in blocks of tiny bedsits made of shipping containers before you know it
They'll dress it up as 'solving the housing crisis' of course
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This is a normal post To be fair, I think that'd be quite cool.
It'd be fun to be able to look out of one "window" of my house in Manchester to see the Amazon, and to look out of another in the same room to see Red Square.
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This is a normal post 787 Dreamliners are already using
privacy glass type tech where passengers can adjust the amount of light coming through. Annoying when the crew override it and prevent looking out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooXQUCrGuOU

Imagine the ad's!
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This is a normal post Yeah: I was on a 787 a few months ago that had that.
Unfortunately, I had an aisle seat, and it seemed a bit rude to lean over the other two people to play with the button.

To make matters worse, the person by the window wanted a different amount of shading from my preferred level. It was intolerable.
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This is a normal post Can you get a window that simulates a storm with trampolines rolling down a street?

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This is a normal post Cheaper just to buy a house in Skeggy.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's cool
I made something similar for my wife's office when we used to live in a basement flat. I used florescent daylight bulbs and a defuser.

The fake window would be very useful on submarines and spacecraft
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post this isn't new tech, been around for a while.
Fritzl would've gotten away with it if he'd had a couple of these.

Edit: all they need to do is make synthesised vit D3 into a vapour and pump it out whenever something gets close to the window frame
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This is a normal post Not only Fritzl.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration#Notable_cases
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This is a normal post CoeLux made one which was unfortunately very expensive
but slightly cooler effect.
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This is a link post "Thain Thain"
News from India
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This is a normal post "Ding Ding"

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This is a normal post Pew Pew

(, Tue 23 Oct 2018, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
It's a variation of a joke dating as far back as WWI.
https://fitnica.com/2014/01/10/old-joke-stickity-stick/
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What does Thain mean?
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This is a normal post wTF??
is Thain Thain Indian for Bang Bang?
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This is a link post Consolidated - Butyric Acid NSFW
October 2018....I discover there is a video to this song regarding pro-choice

"If you don't want a Nazi in your house, don't let one"
" Don't know a fundamentalist till you met one"
"If you memorize your civil rights, don't forget one"
"If you don't want an abortion, don't get one"
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This is a normal post wow
that's aged really well
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Hey Macarena!
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This is a normal post Haha
I did check for prosperity...

This was released a year before Macarena :-)
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This is a link post If you're going to do these things, go big.
This kid used a series of insurance frauds and fake accountants to buy his own fake emergency vehicle. Now he works at MacDonald's.
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This is a normal post Reminds me of this spaz...
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/obsessed-fantasist-given-restraining-order-after-bid-to-steal-las-papers-a3406326.html
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This is a normal post this one's not really comparable
as the guy's a far bigger twat, but there's something deeply weird about these fantasists/compulsive liars

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-45823650
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a link post enough already, here's the directors Cut

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This is a normal post Is it just me or is this all just meh?

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This is a normal post what, Banksy's stunt or life in general?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 5:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Life, oh life

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This is a normal post I don't want to see a ghost,

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This is a normal post I hear that there's a four man team you can phone about this kind of thing

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This is a normal post Man? Typically you overlook the all woman team who were just as funny if not funnier but outrageously not paid as much.

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This is a normal post Maybe next time the painting itself should transform.

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This is a normal post This is better.

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Sold for three million quid
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This is a normal post careful, don's representitives will be on your ass like a host of whining bitches

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This is a normal post Don't they have bigger spoons to deal with?

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post seriously, you're on very thin ice here, if they can put out a cease and desist to someone posting stick figures, they can definitely get for your mentioning sp**ns

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This is a normal post Is that why Banksy now has to shred all his works featuring inflated objects?
He may have to blow up the West Bank wall then.
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This is a normal post Are the spoons rusty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've had this discussion.
www.b3ta.com/links/1501510
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Soldering skills @ 0:17
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well spotted!
Ridiculously fake soldering there.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS! His solder must melt at room temperature.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i've heard talk of our american cousins using something called sodder?
maybe that melts at room temperature?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are plenty of low temperature alloys.
In which case a normal soldering iron would be too hot.
I have some Wood's metal which melts around 70C.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure a solder that melts at room temperature
would provide a very robust connection that would last years.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't even hold a cold one like that.
I suspect he gets someone else to do his soldering.

Also there's no way that Sotheby’s were not in on this.
With the battery, shredding mechanism, motor it would have weighed a ton.

Just a bit of faux drama and some rich fuckwit geting even richer off it.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2018, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post True. Banksy made a lot of money.

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This is a link post this doesn't end well and its a bit mad
The north is a very strange place
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is that a spitting image puppet?
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These B3ta bashes aren't what they used to be
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This is a normal post The voice of Zippy
seems to have hit the bottle rather hard since Rainbow ended.
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This is a normal post He looks well for 26

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This is a normal post i believe this is the guy who wrote cannon and ball's material

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This is a link post video, flash in the pan, all over in 1982
BBC report on video market

alternate link
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This is a normal post Neither of them
are visible if you are not on Twitter.

I get a choice between logging in, or signing up.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drop the mobile. from the address.

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much better now
thanks
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This is a normal post edited both links
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Provided an alternate link for the first as it wasn't keeping the edit
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This is a normal post yeah some of the @bbcarchive stuff on twitter's great

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This is a normal post Such an ear worm too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUB1VPjLGvk
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Nice three-quarters of a second clip of The Comic Strip Presents in there.
That's certainly what I used our video for at that age - "Bad News" and "A Fistful of Travellers Cheques"... along with all six episodes of HHGTTG

/misty wavy timey wimey
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This is a normal post makes me wonder if the comic strip's names for the SAS in the cinema episode were inspired by Steve Bell's 'if' or vice versa
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Think I was thinking of whoops apocalypse with rik mayall but I could have sworn there was major storm, captain terror etc. Not douglas and dinsdale.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The title's a bit
on the nose isn't it? Reminds me of this classic:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ThTWsivqhE

[edit] I took the s off of https, shouldn't it be embeddened?
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think you can embed in replies

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This is a normal post pretty video tho innit

(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Michael Buerk tells off Ian McCaskill for not predicting the great storm
31 years ago, doesn't time fly, etc.
Longer link with slightly worse video quality here - twitter.com/neilsmiles/status/1052249302767202309 - can someone please find a decent quality upload? I can't be arsed.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never
thought Chris Morris was imitating Michael Beurk but it really is!!?
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This is a normal post Yup
Now you have said it, I cannot unsee/unhear it.
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This is a normal post caught with their forecast down
sounds definitely Chris Morris-y
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This is a link post The Migration of the Skeptic (2018)
Intro to this year's QEDCon...
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i like
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This is a normal post I've just been having an argument over the last few days with a couple of friends on facebook
One of them posted a video recorded by some guy pointing his phone at some amazing lights in the sky. I happen to recognise it from a scott manly video. It's a space-x launch.

So I tell him it's space-x. He doesn't buy it. So we argue for days. With me being very not arrogant, non-combatant and I explained it as succinctly as I think anyone could. My other friend then comes in and claims it looks inter-dimensional. And shares some 'real' UFO videos from youtube.

THESE ARE GROWN MEN in their 40s. They are also anti-vaccination. and anti-GMO, think Chemtrails are real and also think that my belief in science equates to religious belief.

There IS NO GETTING THROUGH TO THESE CUNTS. They live in opposite land.
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This is a normal post I like that you bracket anti vaccination with anti GMO, but I know a fair few anti GMO types and they would consider the anti vaccination lot insane but describe themselves as well informed and rational.
I buy lottery tickets and just last week was incensed when I had no choice but to walk over three drains.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bracket anti vaccination with anti GMO
because they are very strongly against GMO as they are against vaccination. Using the same rationale and same sort of evidence to back up their opinion. Which is basically, fake news, wordpress blogs and MEMEs. Don't forget that Pro-GMO is not the same thing as Pro-Monsanto. I myself try to eat organic when it comes to meat at least. But I'm not evangelical about it.
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This is a normal post days?
You had plenty of time to show them the Scott Manley video then?

Or was it a solid three day argument with no breaks?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I showed the scott manly video after 5 minutes
that did not convince them
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ignorant cunts
ignoring what is directly in front of them then.

Some people willfully ignore reality in favour of the imaginings inside either their own head, or other imaginings that have been fed to them.
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This is a normal post 40s does not equal grown up.

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post might they be collectively yanking your chain?

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This is a normal post unfortunately not
in fact one of them just now told me off for calling the facebook thread 'crazy'
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This is a link post Nikon Micrography Competition 2018


I found something more interesting than Big Clive's hands (sorry Clive). The pretty face above is a cross-section of an intestinal parasite.
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This is a normal post I really like #6 And #18.
Happy Candleday btw.
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This is a normal post I'm confused. Was this a photomicrograhy competition or a weird name competition?

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This is a normal post I thought some of them were Latin names for the subject.

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This is a normal post Happy Candleday indeed!

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This is a normal post So it wasn't just a fluke.

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grrrrr
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This is a link post Squeaky Bum Time

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This is a normal post James Corden's tour bus?

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This is a normal post Ha ha
Because he is fat, right?
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This is a normal post Does viral hog have swine flu?

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This is a link post Lucky 8, the new album. I made this!


Cumquat, sorted vocals on Stoopid.
Tivert, have put on I don't like poo.
I'm now going to get drunk.
I thank you.
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I am going to justify the bandwidth by making this album as expensive as copy of N.M.E.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:44, , Reply)
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I could always feed your Auntie's Tumors to snapper turtles.
Honestly not fessed.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a much better mix, a good song to crank up in the car

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Thanks man. I like you more than just a friend.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 5:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
I clicked I lIke This.
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We're going to recreate my busking on this last day as a last ditch to crack another winner for the album.
That involves tramps taking my takings. Crazy people shitting next to me, and drinking a bottle of Vodka.
Not sure what Scooby will think about this.
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Don't forget to download. It's free but still somehow not worth the Mony Mony.
(, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allelulia is where?
Ive got two hands, two hands to search your body of work!
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https://www.discogs.com/The-Method-Close-But-No-Cigar/release/1344278
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This is a link post (How) Do Cattle Prods Hurt?
It's my b3taday so I really ought to post something. Nothing new popped up today so here's some more from Big Clive and it's a question that's no doubt on the tip of everyone's tongue.

(Don't try it on your tongue.)
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post To answer his question
they are, sadly, used to get animals of the trucks at slaughterhouses.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2018, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was interesting
I was expecting more screaming though.
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This is a normal post That's not a cattle prod
This is a cattle prod
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