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We here at B3ta love it when a plan comes together. Tell us about incredible projects and stuff you've built by your own hand. Go on, gloat away.

Thanks to A Vagabond for the suggestion

(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:12)
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After years of trying....
Me and the wife finally found out we'd probably never be able to have children, something to do with us being 2nd cousins or something like that, anyway after fruitless years and thousands of pounds wasted on IVF we had just about given up on the whole idea of having children.

Then after a boozy night at our Nans funeral she caught for a baby!!!! so nine months later a biggest wishes come true and my wife gave birth to a lovely baby daughter, my greatest ever project!!!

A pic of our beautiful baby!
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)
oh dear

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:30, closed)
Oh, yes. Well done, you.
This might have gone better, had you at least pretended to know where babies come from.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:36, closed)
^ never seen a woman naked ^

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:37, closed)
^ never wants to see a naked woman ^

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:10, closed)
0-o

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 15:39, closed)
I'm giving you the
benefit of the doubt here. There's something about this that seems plausible.

Genetics being what they are.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:03, closed)
she's got your looks

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:06, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1435129
^^If this gets chosen next week don't be offended when lots are about you.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:40, closed)
You were physically unable to
have children because you were second cousins?

My grandparents were first cousins and they didn't have any problems. You must have been doing something wrong.
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:48, closed)
Says the inbred

(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:40, closed)
Well spotted, Captain Obvious

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 0:11, closed)
Well spotted
Just like your DNA
(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 2:55, closed)
Do you have
any idea how much money I save at christmas by only having 14 great-great grandparents?
(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:19, closed)
I for one, found this amusing.
Lol
(, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 22:05, closed)
Twat.

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 7:39, closed)
Hahaha!

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 10:05, closed)
*Getting the impression half the repliers haven't got the joke*

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 12:35, closed)
Got the joke, just don't find paediatric deformity particularly funny.

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 15:08, closed)
Agreed
Lets all laugh at the disabled child. As has been said before, "what you find amusing, speaks volumes for your personality".
(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:08, closed)
I can't imagine many people visit B3TA for lessons on morality.

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 16:24, closed)
Innit

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 23:54, closed)
But laughing at deformed adults is perfectly acceptable, of course.

(, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:20, closed)
I'm laughing at all of you now, so yes, yes it is

(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 13:45, closed)

Get fucked, stupid twat.
(, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:25, closed)

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