*slow hand clap*
I can only assume you also have a tiny penis and an enormously fat wife
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:56, 1 reply)

Wow - how did you guess Emvee?

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:34, closed)

I've seen the symptoms before
I call it "Badger syndrome".

Lemme guess, you also have a low-status job and have never done anything of any worth?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:49, closed)

Doesn't even own a saltwater pool I bet :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:53, closed)

Yeah but I bet they're reeeeelly creative and totes lol

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:26, closed)

Terrible bullying of rob leese jones.
He's quite a big deal in the Camden larping and comic book grot scene.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:53, closed)

probably doesn't cry enough tears to fill it
abloobloobloo
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:30, closed)

you're in a glass house here, mate
and you know what folk in glass houses shouldn't do
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:48, closed)

Stick toys up drug addicts?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:26, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:30, closed)

It's funny because it's true.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:29, closed)

get undressed without buying curtains?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:28, closed)

Spot on again.
My wife is enormous, I work behind the counter at Lidl and my penis is pretty much non-existent.
As for doing anything of any worth...well that's subjective of course, but I once spent a whole weekend alphabetising my dvd collection.
I imagine you do things of worth all the time Emvee. Even in your sleep.
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:42, closed)