Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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"Ere! >insert name here< Ya listenin'?"It never fails to grip my shit every time one of the monobrowed cunts at work utters this magical phrase. This pointless and often aggressively spoken precursor to what they actually want to impart is usually followed by either a stream of pointless invective or an inane request.
I once responded with "Tell you what, for future reference why not assume that I am listening? This dispenses with the redundant question and means I don't have to listen to our glorious language being mangled by the inarticulate.".
This was met with a retort worthy of Oscar Wilde himself "Wot!?!". The cunt.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:56, 2 replies)
Great comeback! I'm 100% convinced you said it too.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:21, closed)
I sense sarcasmhowever, I am in the position where I can get away with twattery such as this.
(, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:56, closed)
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