Bummer
When I was a kid I was round a friend of my mum's house. I was playing on the computer with her daughter, we were about 10 or so.

The game we were playing was some 2D flying/bomb targets/shoot down planes type game on their Acorn/BBC.

We were taking turns, one doing the flying, the other doing the weapons. I wanted to do the weapons next so I meant to say "I'll be the bomber" and as I was getting ready to say it, the thought went through my head "Don't mispronounce bomber and say bummer, whatever you do"

So what did I do? I said, very clearly "I'll be the bummer"

That was what we called gayers in those days and I felt like a right twat.

(Just for the record, I am NOT a bummer)
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:24, 6 replies)

Was it
Sopwith perchance?

Lovely game

you bummer
( zulu eh?, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:32, closed)

Just Wiki'd it...
I think it was. Christ that takes me back.

Astounding graphics!
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:56, closed)

The lady
doth protest too much!
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:33, closed)

Ha Ha!
Oh ducky...
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:56, closed)

do you fancy a fuck?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:16, closed)

Thanks...
...but I'll pass!

(cringes)

Dear QOTW,
My most cringeworthy moment: Being propositioned for gay sex on QOTW.

Ha ha. (Minces off into sunset)
(Strangechap I look normal on the outside..., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:47, closed)