Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Seeing as impending Daddom is going to happen in the next four weeks...My old man, said be a Cambridge fan.. actually he didn't, but he does have the worst repartee in jokes, which he tells at very inappropiate times, a fine selection is as follows:
A horse walks into a bar, barmen says: "Whats with the long face?". GROAN!
-Or-
How does a lady hold her liquor?
By the ears.
Gripes
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 8:05, Reply)
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