Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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The joke goes as follows:"Did you hear that Sir Patrick Moore is renaming the planet Uranus as Urine-us. They're going to call the orbiting moon Bum-Holy".
He laughed quite literally for DAYS, and even now just has to repeat bits of it (which he does regularly) to collapse in hysterics again. I still don't understand why that is funny (except on a completely lavatorial level. Bum. **snigger**)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 9:00, Reply)
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