Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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"Winter Draws On"I make my kids suffer with this crap joke from July 1 onwards followed by "Winter Draws Off" for the other half of the year. My father and grandfather made me suffer endlessly with it so I don't see why my kids should miss out. I also enjoy torturing small fluffy animals in my spare time. P.S. The exquisite pun on draws/drawers probably means nothing to Americans but that's because they are all pants.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 9:04, Reply)
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