Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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It's all coming back to me nowMy dad used to take great pleasure in being embarrassing in front of my friends. His main tactic was to fart in front of them (even the girls) constantly. To be fair, farting dads are pretty funny, but every fart would always be followed by one of:
"Better out than in"
"Phew - I'm glad I'm down-wind of that one"
or the classic
"Shit, I think I've had a slippage"
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expf, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 9:10,
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