Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Always!Dad's in the way of a cupboard under the sink as (being a reformed man) he's doing the washing up.
"Can I get into the cupboard dad?"
"I don't think you'll fit son."
Along with the usual old helping dad with the DIY one:
"Pop down to the hardware shop son and get me a bubble for this spirit level. They're free, you don't need any money." Gah!
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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:19,
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