Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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OhAnd whenever he was reading the paper:
"All that money and they live like pigs!" he'd say from behind the pages as if he'd read something outrageous.
Me: "Who?"
Him: "Pinky and Perky"
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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:21,
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