Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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PeeingEverytime my dad drops a pea off of his plate at dinner...
"oh dear i've pee'd on the able"
The sad thing is, in 20 years time he really will be peeing on the table, and probably everywhere else too, old codger!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:37, Reply)
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