Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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"That's the dead centre of town"whenever we pass a graveyard, which, seeing as there's one just down the road from our Gran's house, is pretty bleedin' often.
Well, to be honest, he doesn't say it every time. But even when he doesn't, you can see him thinking it - as, after 25 years of this, is every other person in the car.
Still makes me laugh, though. I think I may be sick.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:55, Reply)
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