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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Robinson Cruesoe
My mates dad always used to say

'it's good news about old robinson cruesoe... he's leaving friday'

After which he just used to stare at my ignorant and bemused expression until i was 7 and actually got it.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:09, Reply)

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