Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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whenever a new girlfriend visited for the first time:Dad: Hey, weren't you a blond/redhead/brunette before?
Gf: No, I've had this hair colour for some time now
Dad (to me): Who was that blond/brown/redheaded girl I saw you kissing with yesterday, then?
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:14, Reply)
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