Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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When I was a child..we had these horrible plates with pictures of fruit on, and every Sunday lunch after my dad had cleared his plate and licked it clean he turn to my Mum and say "It's no good, I just can't finish it, I'll have to leave the fruit"
Oh how we'd laugh..
Also, in a very 70's way whenever I'd complain about anything in a youthful manner by saying "It's not fair" he'd always reply "Neither's the hair on a black mans bum"
He also calls coloured people "Chocolate drops" bless him...
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Darryn.R, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:47,
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