Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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oh god, I just remembered anotherMy old man lives in Spain now (has done for a few years) but comes up to his own parents every couple of months.
One of his many quirks is that he will not pay english booze prices, so in the days before duty free, he would always fill up a two litre evian bottle with gin to bring over.
He always said that he wished he would get stopped by customs. The conversation would go a bit like this:
Customs: What's the purpose of your visit sir?
Dad (in a fake Irish accent): To see my poor old mother
Customs: Where have you been?
Dad: Why to Lourdes. I though myself that I would die, but I was cured after taking the holy waters - By God, t'was a miracle!!
Customs: Would that be what you have in this bottle sir - it appears to be open
Dad: Why yes, I'm taking some home for my ageing mother to help her with her own ailments
*Customs officer uncaps the bottle*
Customs: This isn't water sir, this is gin
Dad: Begorrah! Another miracle!
I heard that one four times....
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expf, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:56,
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