Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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april foolsi forgot april fools day - cue toilet rolls on every door (which mom always fell for), paper covered doorways and metal things and yard brushes carefully arranged to poke out your eyes and scare you to death when they clattered forward when you opened your bedroom door
best one ever tho was no april, but january
a pond covered in ice and a layer of snow, theres footprints going across which he claims proved he walked across once
my brother tried to walk across too...with hilarious (and cold and wet) consequences
(for anyone else wanting to partake of such fun, apparently the trick is to use a slipper on a long stick to make fake prints...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 20:54,
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