Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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improperly politeone of my dad's favourite one-liners is: "Spank you very much." and he says it with a straight face, so people aren't sure... he has also been knoiwn to pull out the old "may i tickle your ass with a feather" and my mom says, pardon!?" and my dad says again: "Particularly nasty weather."
also - my friend's dad? everytime he took us to the movies when we were like 8 or 9 years old - as soon as the lights started dimming, he would shout, "I'm going blind!" he thought it was hilarious. we hated it.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 21:59, Reply)
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