Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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I've been mugged in a journey down memory lane.He used to do the werewolf one as mentioned previously - "but I'm all right nowwwwwww", and the hilarious one about hiding pocket money underneath the soap.
Every year from 1981 to 1987 we were told about him being invited to the Dole office Christmas Party. My sister and I endured *that* kettle joke and the "I'm off" quip for a whole 16 years.
I have just caught myself performing what must be a Dad classic, although I haven't seen it on this post so far. (Asked) "Is that someone at the door?" (Reply) "Well it isn't me, I'm here". Oh the joy.
The results of this question should be printed, with pictures of a different patricide on every facing page.
Sometimes elderly folks write into newspapers complaining that their children never phone or visit them. Those letters crack me up.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 22:24, Reply)
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