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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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He thought it was funny
Licking his plate clean after a meal.

I'd say "Dad, you wouldn't do that if the Queen was here, would you?"

Dad "Well I can't see her here, can I?"
...and continued to lick his plate, grinning...

(yes...me old, and won't let the kids lick their plates!)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 23:44, Reply)

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