Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Dads...My Dad has an awful habit of embarrassing the whole family in restaurants, usually by speaking loudly about coupons that would get us a free meal in the same restaurant.
I remember one time when we were in a Chinese restaurant and the lady offered him a hot lemon towel, to which he replied "No thank you, I'm full". That same day was my birthday, so all the waitresses were being very nice to me. Once the nice Chinese girl had gone, my Dad managed to blurt out in a very loud voice "I think she fancies you!" ... she was stood right behind him, and said "No! Noooo!"
I almost died that time.
... and my Dad's favourite joke: How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-him-on.
Oh the hilarity.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 22:58, Reply)
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