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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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They just don't have a clue! Every time my dad leaves me a voice mail it starts with "Andrew are you there(obviously not or i would have answered), its your dad (like i don't know his voice after 22 years of nagging and moaning)" After he's finished waffling on for 10 minutes about how the relatives are,how the garden is looking and what the dog is doing at that moment; there is then a period of muffled button bashing, shouting to my mother "how do you turn this bloody thing off" and frustrated swearing. And this is from a man who has designed and set up his own business on the web ??????????????
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 12:10, Reply)

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