I used to work on a sex chat line.
So obviously I had to fake it all the time.

I remember one time, through a recorded message system the line ran a Fake Orgasm Competition, whereby regulars got to vocally vote for the orgasm that did it for them the most.

Of course, I won. It was all done for fun and was just something that they did for the regulars and I had mentioned it to my (then) husband.

I remember the day I told him I'd won it (boss ended up sending me a £50), my husbands face was classic.

Happy...thoughtful...slight frown...worry.

Haha, so if you're reading this now Luke, yes I was a good faker, a great faker even...and yes I faked it with you Every.Single.Time.

Edit - Re-reading the topic, maybe I didn't understand the question...
( diffy maybs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 19:15, 3 replies)

The joke is definately on him...
At least you can take pride in being unfulfilled.
(Pingoo likes cheese, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 20:08, closed)

Haha
That showed him. I bet he's ruing the hundreds of times he successfully orgasmed whilst having sex with his hated ex-wife now he's found out she didn't get any pleasure at all out of it.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 4:58, closed)

Nice to see the previous two have
been reading the posts (I know there are lots of them).

I actually found this rather amusing. Well done. Don't piss off the big lady or she'll set Badger on you though.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:05, closed)