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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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Caught!About 2 years ago now, I'd been chatting to this dirty old mint for a few months on MSN.
Nice enough gal, but fucking hanging, however one hell of a filthy mind! if I remember right she was about 49 at the time, however she loved to go on webcam and ping one out in full view.
More comic value than erotic.
So move on a bit and I'm at home one afternoon watching the footy with friend and messing about on the PC, when she pops up with Hi on MSN, we get chatting and she inevitably suggests her going on webcam and giving me a show! I try to say it's ok, however my friend notices and say go on let's have a look.
So banter insues and we are treated to a 49 year old whale pleasuring herself with a large blue dildo.
At the time my connection was not very good and the FPS was terrible, after a few minutes watching I suddenly see her legs close in a jerky slow fashion considering the connection speed, as she moved in a sidewards fashion out of shot and the connection is lost.
Fair enough, 20 minutes later she is back and I asked what happened? It turns out that whilst she was thrashing one out for all to see on her webcam, her 19 year old daughter walked in the room!
God I would have loved to hear that conversation! "Muummm!, what are you doing?"
Don't speak to her anymore
(, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 15:24, Reply)
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