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When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Sparky!
My Dad told me not to touch a spark plug when it was attached to the lead, as that was what ignited the fuel inside the cylinder...I followed his advice and did not get shocked.

Two weeks later, my brother convinced me my Dad was lying, I believed him (bastard) and held the end while he kicked the motor over...after I silmultaneously shat and pissed myself and he pretty much did the same laughing...

PS, Geoff, when I die and join you, you are sooo fucked mate!!
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:55, Reply)

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