Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Bloody scars1) In the backgarden with my 5 year old cousin
Mum: "Don't piss around with that slate Flex, you'll cut yourself"
"hmmm" thinks 7 year old me "wonder how sharp this slate is?"
Bloody scars never go away, eh?
2) around the same time, the town centre was being done up so there was scafflding everywhere
Mum: "Stop running around, you'll hurt yourself"
Why are mums ALWAYS right? Busted my chin up something rotten.
Its a wonder, after two A&E visits at age 7 for bone deep cuts in the same month, Social Services weren't contacted.....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:03, Reply)
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