Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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bummingSo myself and this chap 'Disasterprone' are round at his house having a fairly rigorous bumming session. He's giving it to me like a viking warrior and grunting away with great enthusiasm. All the while he's back there pumping me full of gay love he's cracking hilarious jokes like the the post on on his profile where he pretends to be Bin Laden, criticising the American Forces record of friendly fire. Well we both crack up laughing!
"Disasterprone!!" I shout up at him from my kneeling position, "you know you're a comic genius! we're never going to get this anal marathon done properly if you keep coming out with those gems". He IGNORED THIS INSTRUCTION and continued to crack jokes the whole time he was thrusting. In the end we had to swap positions. I gagged him so the stream of verbal hilarity would stop and we properly went at it for about 3 days.
(, Thu 11 May 2006, 8:10, Reply)
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