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This is a question Ignoring Instructions

When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.

He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.

What instructions have you ignored?

(, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Last Night
I did a BBQ last night and used some of that BBQ lighting gel crap and got some on my hands.

You'll see where this is going quickly.......

Wiped my hands on my jeans (like you do) and got a bit too close to the BBQ while leaning over it (yes, stupid I know).

For reasons that I don't quite understand I got a bit warm - no **actual** burns though.

I'm sure the instructions say something like do not get on clothing or some shite like that.

/bollocks
(, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:19, Reply)

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