I tip my hat as people give me loose change
while busking.
( Araucaria is such a tit, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 22:28, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

I just heard the news that my orthodontist died.
But it was ok, I'd already braced myself
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:58, Reply)

Why did the child take his own supply of alcohol into his place of education?
Schoolbyo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:32, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

Why are pigs tails curly?
I don't know
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 7:37, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

A hotdog vendor lost his license for selling full sized buns with tiny 3 inch wieners in the center.
He said that he was having trouble making ends meat!
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 1:04, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 23:01, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

Schoolbyo
.
( Araucaria is such a tit, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 20:13, 4 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

Why did the Qatari waterpolo school team that trained in the sea fail to beat any of their opponents?
It was the class in gulf
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 13:12, Reply)

I developed a plan to sell a mixture of flour, water, and yeast to a bakery in Jaipur
They said it was a naan starter.
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 23 Nov 2022, 4:45, Reply)

How does Arnold Schwarzenegger like his chicken kiev?
Uzi
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 22 Nov 2022, 18:24, Reply)

Which country musician sticks a bap in his mouth when nobody's looking?
Cheat Atkins
( the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 21 Nov 2022, 13:27, Reply)

I have to be careful about the sugat levels in my bloop.
I've got Typo Diabetes.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 20 Nov 2022, 15:33, 4 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

I was having problems with my toilet so i called a plumber
He said "I think I've identified the problem. There was big wobbly yellow jelly of congealed piss, and when you're drinking more booze than you should, it causes it to sink. Then a thick white crust formed on top of that. But the thick crust was never going to last too long, and now a slippery brown shit has broken through. But enough about british politics, let's have a look at your lav"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Nov 2022, 12:33, 11 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

What has a lovely voice but contains no active ingredients?
Placebo Domingo
( scruss, Fri 18 Nov 2022, 20:34, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

This question is now closed.

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Nov 2022, 21:49, 8 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

I've have been pretending that I'm not bothered after leaving my girlfriend for losing part of one my favourite tools.
But, if I'm really honest, its just a bit of a wrench!
(Iawn Cont, Sat 12 Nov 2022, 0:14, Reply)

What is the gaudiest hypothetical particle?
A tackyon!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 11 Nov 2022, 11:14, 5 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

Which popular reggae singers formed popular punk band The Ramones?

Gabba Yanks!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 10 Nov 2022, 8:42, Reply)

What is another terminology for Swedish prostitutes that also make raggae music?
ABBA Skanks
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 9:58, 6 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

Which popular reggae singer always wears the ancient Egyptian symbol of the key of life on Judaism's day of rest?

Shabbat Ankhs!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 9 Nov 2022, 6:33, Reply)

Which musician in born in China speaks like a Jamaican?
Pato Canton
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 17:34, Reply)

What does Ash Ketchum wear on his feet?
Pokemon trainers!!!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 14:54, Reply)

Which popular reggae singer can't stop masturbating into people's eyes?
Peter Gush!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 8 Nov 2022, 12:09, Reply)

Which popular reggae singer is a powerful crime lord on the planet Tatooine, who is of the Hutt species?

Jabba Ranks!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 14:25, Reply)

Why did the crazy golf course on a U-boat shut down?
It was subpar.
( krang, Mon 7 Nov 2022, 9:44, Reply)

Which popular reggae singer listed his favourite albums by Swedish Eurovision winners as: 1. Arrival; 2. The Visitors; 3. Super Trouper; 4. Ring Ring; 5. Waterloo?

ABBA Ranks!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 15:13, Reply)

Kanye West was in the news after masturbating into the eyes of a renowned philologist that brought to attention the lack of meaning in many of Kanye's lyrics
in other words, Kanye was called out for his anti-semanticism
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 8:39, Reply)

Kanye West was in the news after masturbating into the eyes of a Royal Navy ship's rear admiral.
He was court martialled for anti-seamantism
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 0:32, Reply)

Kanye West was in the news after masturbating into the eyes of a construction worker.
During the court proceedings that followed, the judge's verdict was concretely in favour of the plaintiff's accusation. Kanye was fined for anti-cementism.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 5 Nov 2022, 18:47, Reply)