The artists who call themselves LMFAO.
Two wacky big-haired pricks with a drum machine and a broken-sounding synthesiser who name themselves after a bit of AOL-speak wouldn't normally be a threat to anyone's sanity, but there's some truly inexplicable quality about them and their music that makes me want to kick them and their stupid synthesiser down a flight of stone stairs.

If you're not familiar with them, they were partly responsible for such masterpieces as NING!noonoo noonoo NING! noonoo noo noo and dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah (they did the wacky, bleepy, slightly less smug bits.)

Also, I'll bet they're the kind of wacky big-haired pricks who'll try and sue anyone who says anything remotely negative about them. So yeah, LMFAO are brilliant, buy all of LMFAO's records now, LMFAO definitely don't deserve to be hit by a train, LMFAO have been known to cause cancerous tumours to go into remission as part of a course of combination therapy, etc. Hooray for LMFAO!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:01, 8 replies)

I had the misfortune to hear that last night.
Just for something to do, we listened to half of the top 40. Music is dead.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:18, closed)

POPPIN' BODDLES IN THE ICE LIKE A BLIZZARD
WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTIN' SLIZZERED
SIPPIN SIZZUP IN M'RIDE IN M'RIDE LIKE THREE SIX
NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6
LIKE A G6 LIKE A G6 NOW N-NOW N-NOW NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6
LIKE A G6 LIKE A G6 NOW N-NOW N-NOW NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6
LIKE A G6
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:34, closed)

Best song ever written, is that.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:35, closed)

You're not wrong.
The one about throwing your hands in the air sometimes by Taio Cruz ain't bad at all either.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 0:07, closed)

The one where he's saying ehh-ohh, Galileo?
The one that Pink lazily ripped off a few months later?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 0:11, closed)

I put a Shellder on my tail sometimes,
saying ay-oh, I'm a Slowbro.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 0:14, closed)

Gonna get me down to the Tesco Express
Gonna buy me some food 'cos my kitchen's a mess
Gonna buy me some bread and some cheese and some ham
Make a killer snack with a BabyBel and Spam
A-ha, a-ha, Tesco Express
A-ha, a-ha, Tesco Express
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:06, closed)

Note to self
must add more *Mutha Fuckas* in to next song
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:16, closed)

That's a bit too articulate, it sounds like you actually put some effort into it.
Before any of us are much older, I'm going to make an awful, gimmick-laden smash hit with these lyrics, all intoned on the same note. It'll be called "Popmaster Number One", because any song with "number one" in the title is guaranteed to go to number one.

Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
On (...) Radio (...)

(The blanked-out words are "BBC" and "Two".)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:57, closed)

Every
day i'm shuffling.
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 20:55, closed)