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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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the joys of bluetoothwhen i was in college, one afternoon we were all sat around in the lecture theatre slightly bored and
waiting for our tutorial.
so while we were all sat around, one of the girls sat at the front of the room started searching for people on bluetooth.
whenever she picked someones name up she'd say
"who's *bluetooth name*?"
inspiration struck my friend and he changed his bluetooth name.
a few minutes later, as expected, the girl shouted out
"who's licked me clit?"
other highlights include:
finding someone who had their bluetooth name set as robocock
and again, back when i was in college one of the lads had a thing for one of the girls and sent her a picture of his cock.
she then bluetoothed it around lower 6 media studies because she thought it looked like he had jaundis
he was known as bart simpson until he left.
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(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)
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