What?
I just read that 60% of people use their phone to cheat, Surely it would be more effective to use a penis, right?
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:46, 4 replies)

I`m told that a fanny works at least as well
In my humble experience
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:04, closed)

*Clicks*
Very good. More of this sort of thing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:15, closed)

Nice
Although I'm ashamed at how slow I was with this one. *click*
(Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:14, closed)

Alas
My brother found his (then) wife's mystery second mobile phone with which she was carrying on with some other fella. Cue long, messy, expensive divorce prodeedings.

Naturally in spite of this she STILL gets half the house, joint custody of the kids, etc...
( Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 22:48, closed)