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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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...thats me that is...by your standards i suppose i was lucky to get off with quite a gentle prank.
I seem to recall (a very long time ago) also getting a couple of texts like this from you: "i love you snuggles, wish you were here in bed with me, Legless xxx". At least I hope they were for your then girlfriend whose name was next to mine...
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Bastard..mostly true except I've never called anyone "snuggles" in my life....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 12:38,
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Hello snuggles! :)(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 12:54,
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I guessed it was you ;o)Hmmmm... I remember that GF. She's now a single mum to a beautiful little girl. Still fruit & nut from what I hear and I still get the odd email from her.
Her best line in the Tap & Spile one day was exclaiming in a most impressed manner to a lady in the pub, "OOOOOOOH, LOOK! Your dog matches your outfit!" Which it did.
How are you and your fab missus?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 12:53,
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We're GoodNew house, two crazy cats - one of which is a spacker as it's deaf and incredibly stupid. Makes Mildew look like a MENSA member...
Anyway - how's J and is he anywhere near his ambition to become a professional assasin?
If you see the ex (and I give thanks daily that the sprog wasn't mine) tell her I'm dead. It'll cheer her up.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 13:56,
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Not much chance of that mateShe's living in Hadston now.
J changes his mind daily about what he wants to do. So far we're happy that he's made a decision to stay on at High School when the time comes.
Mildew hasn't changed. In fact she's even more mental than she the last time you saw her...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 2 Aug 2009, 14:14,
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