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How has a mobile phone wrecked your life?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:14)
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I was on the phone to Megan Fox.... as you do...when Chuck Norris came round the corner and bumped straight into me, knocking my phone to the ground.
Chuck had once called me a puff and I was none-too-pleased to see him. So I threw a punch at him, breaking through his bullet-proof beard and shattering his jaw bone.
He then ran away, faster than light, returning in time to the point when I'd first bought the phone and bought the last iphone in the shop so I had to buy a viewty.
Megan Fox would never go out with someone who owned a viewty... so I got in my Honda Accord and had a wank.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)
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