MM Imperial
MM pwns QOTW

Just as Michael Clarke bestrides Old Trafford, MM makes this board his. Not since the times of Hankey have we seen such domination. This board has degenerated recently, and proper good stories are very welcome. Keep up the excellent work.
(justin(e), Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:16, 3 replies)

Thank you... I think.
Clarkey may not be the best person to pin your hopes on tho.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 3 Aug 2013, 5:30, closed)

why don't you just suck his (tiny) cock while you're at it?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 7:21, closed)

When it comes to oral sex, our Ringo's a giver, not a taker.
HP and his masculine account can confirm this.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:29, closed)

Whilst "lol ur gay u r lol" is a fairly shit and unimaginative playground insult, it's by far your best effort to date. Ineffectual, of course, but hey - that's just you all over.

Go and make a drum noise or something, you witless waste of skin.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:26, closed)

alright Stewart Lee
PROTIP: Ringo's got a serious man-crush on you. Just look through his recent posts - that is, if you've not already done so and taken detailed notes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:32, closed)

I've been in Pembroke for a bit, and the area has apparently been put on regional 2.0 by O₂, so I'm not entirely up to date with all the exciting internet drama going on - but I've just had a glance through the first couple of pages of Ringo's recent contributions, and nothing immediately leaps out as a namecheck.

Third result for you, though.

Make of that what you will.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:00, closed)

PROTIP: smyls
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:34, closed)

*Manhugs HP*
Oh. Sorry dude.

*Punches HP on the arm*
In a deep baritone - "Cheers, mate!"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 4 Aug 2013, 6:11, closed)

Bonza!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:26, closed)

If this isn't sarcasm then you're a truly tragic human being.

(alright alright, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:52, closed)