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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning
I had a most pleasant day off yesterday with One of the sportscalves. We did some painting, went for a walk, made bread and cookies and generally had a nice time

What would you do today, given the day off?

Alt:
Can we not start another war please? Lols only
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:22, 244 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
As it's such a lovely morning.....
I would take the loonball Jack Russell for a very long walk, then cook a breakfast so large it could be seen with the naked eye from the moon. Bit of guitar practice, lunchtime tipple and then an afternoon browsing the guitar shops. Cook dinner for my G/F & daughter then a snooze on the sofa.
I have simple needs.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:35, Reply)
Excellent all round
You can have one of our triple chocolate cookies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:14, Reply)

imple pecial
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:27, Reply)
I'd go back to bed
And sleep until lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:38, Reply)
This would be fucking excellent were I able to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:15, Reply)
There's been a war in my absence?
blimey.

I've mostly had the day off already, and I spent most of it either in bed, or watching bad tv.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 7:53, Reply)
Bad TV can be excellent when combined with loafing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:16, Reply)
Hang out with my daughter.
Alt: Agree. I got carried away yesterday due to boredom at work. I have deleted my threads and the photo on the popular page. Onwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:04, Reply)
Gaz me a summary of yesterday's events please!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:15, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:18, Reply)
1. Quent was bent
2. Bat was a twat
3. Mont was a cont

THE END
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Bob was a nob.
I'll be texting your Doris later.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)
AA was gay
...shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Jeff was a meff.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I'd go back to bed. Not enough kip last night.
I envy you: was denied access to my daughter last weekend and looks like possibly this weekend too. V glum about it.

Alt: what if you find wars lolsome? What then?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:18, Reply)
I honestly don't know how you manage not seeing your daughter.
My wife & daughter have been away for ten days. Longest I have ever been apart from my daughter and it has made me fucking miserable.

I knew I would miss her, but didn't realise how much; to the extent I nearly burned a grand last Friday on flying to join them just for the weekend. Have agreed with Mrs Battered that she won't do such a long trip away again like that. It's been truly horrible.

Emo post is emo. You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:30, Reply)
It's fucking awful if I am honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)
just buy a new daughter, or make one.
problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)
I tried but now my eBay account has been shut down.
So unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
fucking hell.
It's one rule for popstars and another for forum users :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Take revenge.
Give Chompy and/or Sexface her address when you know your daughter is out, that should sort the mental bitch out.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Haha, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Cook a BBQ pork dish, if the weather was nice I'd chill in the garden with some music, a book, and a pint of cider
Can't wait for summer to start, will be excellent.

If it were next week, then I think I'd go down more the route of CP above, as that sounds excellent.

However, if the weather were crap, I'd likely cook, then spend the day in bed, watching films, etc. Hopefully with some company.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Corporal punishment?
You dirty little tyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Captain Placid, you nonce.
Morning Monty, how are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)
'Cream crackered' as we cockneys say.
You OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
Not too bad thanks, managed to get to bed at 1am last night
Made a nice change for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)
You've been playing soggy biscuit again?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)
I don't think he understands it's not meant to be a single player game

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Maybe he was just hungry and couldn't afford butter.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Lusty hid it after he watched 'Last Tango In Paris'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Well, after him chasing her through the house with butter in one hand and cock in the other, you can't blame her,

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:43, Reply)
...and that was before he even watched the film!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Well yeah, she put the film on just to calm him down, I heard.
She'd never seen it before, it was just bad luck that she chose that. I suppose it was a blessing though, her second choice was The Crying Game. Then she'd have had to hide all her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)
hahaha v good subthread chaps
Nearly as good as Nakers' 'how do you sign off your emails?' one
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I'd do what I did with my day off on Monday
and go wandering round old London town taking photos of eggs.

Alt: War, what is it good for? Being absolutely mind blowingly tedious and making me think less of people I previously thought I quite likes/at least didn't get annoyed by.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)
I'd take some heroin and eat fatty foods.
SCOTZLOLZ!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Sounds like you have a real lust for life

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)
of COURSE I've had it in the ear before

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
he has plans for a perfect day.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)
it's too much of a temptation not too!!!! LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I don't know what you lot are talking about.
I've never seen Trainspotting or know anything about what's on the soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:37, Reply)
oh man, I'm going to have a deep blue day now :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Nightclubbing
We're nightclubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
oh TH you closet romantic you!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)

romantic homosexual

HOW DARE YOU SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I would never suggest you were in the closet!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)
OUT AND PROUD!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

U O
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Haha
So the Mr Hyde to my Dr.Jekyll is Scottish?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Weren't they both scottish anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I have no idea
But that's not really the point
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I like to think so. Glasgow has the most gays per head of population than any city in Europe, or something.
GOOD OLD GLASGAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Is that true? Wonder why that is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
underneath our rough exterior we just want to be a princess.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
You Scotches aren't that bad really
Except the one I work with. He's a massive prick. Although I think he'd still be a prick regardless of where he was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
try not to judge a book by its tartan cover.
I worked with a lad from Plymouth years ago and he was a massive prick.
You have changed my opinion of Plymouthites.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Theoban will pay for this insult

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I heard you were Westwood's Ho.
THIS IS VERY FUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)
It's at least a 7 on the Witty Scale
I'm not sure I've ever been to Plymouth actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Pompey lad?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Correct

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Winchester here.
We look down upon your sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
The gay district in Glasgow has a few rather good, cheap bars.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Think About The Way...
...you did that. No finesse, no trying to hide it in a sentence, the way I would if I knew any songs from Trainspotting, which I don't. Not even that obscure one by Frisco Vs. Ice MC that is in the film but not on the Soundtrack compilation.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)
That's not how I roll
I don't have time to hide things. Just get it out in the open, that's my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Is that why you're not allowed near playgrounds anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Among other reasons, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I need to buy some things for my lounge
It's unexpectedly become an echo chamber and I can't hear myself think
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:51, Reply) 

o-O-o o--o  o-O-o o--o o    o--o o o o 
  |   |   |   |   |    |    |    | | | 
  |   O-Oo    |   O-o  |    O-o  o o o 
  |   |  \    |   |    |    |          
  o   o   o o-O-o o    O---oo--o O O O

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I feel like Grendel
I'm waiting for Ray Winstone to come in and punch me in the ear
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)
aren't we all!
you need a hobby sir, something to fill up space. Why not start a warhammer 40k collection?
They look like toys but you'll get all angry and wound up if the kids try to touch your precious minatures.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Yeah, that's what I need
More expensive crap that I'm terrified of leaving the children alone with.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)
exactly! live life on the edge, that's what I say.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Good point
Imma buy a shitload of faberge eggs and line them up along the wall. Then we can do a sweepstake on how many will remain intact by the end of the week. Imagine the thrill!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)
getting into the spirit of easter already? well played hats!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Well he died for our sins MMPS, don't forget that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Nah, it was just a prank they took a little too far.
You know what being on tour is like.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Yep, that's true enough
Randy Rhodes IS a bit like Jesus isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
30 years ago last week, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Is that right?
Wow. Shame really...he was brilliant. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Well, I got the date wrong, but yep, 30 years
March 19, 1982
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
what goes on tour stays on tour, mumpers.
even cruxifiction. They totally broke the bro code, there.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
jayman shagged that tart then had to fake his death.
what larks!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
It's the 21st March
JeffSTOCK is on the 21st of April.

Meaning now is time to step up your cider tolerance training!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)
morning everyone, i am in FINE FETTLE today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Ooh, look at you!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)
look at all of us! we're here, we're dear, get used to it!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
No one wants to look at me :(
I just want to feel pretty, Q
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)
i've always considered you to be the most handsome man on b3ta

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Coming from you, I take that as a huge compliment
ThankQ
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
to be fair this is just in my magination
i've never seen you :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Don't ruin it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:21, Reply)
in my imagination there is no complication
i dream about you all the time, and to me your the love child of cary grant and brad pitt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)
he's the one that's not baldmonkey.... or is he?!?!?!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZqzElG4gLk
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)
I thought we were all Baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Blimey
I think I actually HAVE lost weight since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I'm not sure anymore :'(
[baldmonkey edit] BONGO BONGO BONGO
I dun a shit up a kitten then made it fart a cum!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
haha i just told everyone that tracey was in the toilets farting her husband's spunk up the walls
and just then, SHE WALKED BACK INTO THE OFFICE

boy was my face red
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
GULP!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)
oh man, that's classic!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
(does his jerry lewis scrunchy face)
this www.flickr.com/photos/73259925@N00/423409888/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Good Glaven!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)
hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)
its halfway to the weekend everybody!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPA!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
BOOM!!
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(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
shakka-lakka-lakka-lakka-lakka

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:21, Reply)
not for me.
*short week fives*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
BOOM?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
quite possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
to pay da billz?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I'd love to see a b3tan rap battle

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:21, Reply)
i think i have, i'm fairly sure it was a textual abortion

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)
I mean at a b4sh, dressed up in their usual going out clobber of nylon diadora trackies and No fear cap

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)
ah man that would be so cool, i'm the professor green of knightsbridge

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
chevron
/failed
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Oh christ, that'd be hideous

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Everyone here has skillzorz, unfortunately it mainly consists of breathing through their mouths

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I've got mad bowstaff skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
bring it back!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
bob's a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Tit wank

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
he shags kids.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
chev save!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Make this work
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)
stick it up your cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
you fucking slag

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Anal bead

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
ruin this and I'll ruin you!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Bum

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
you fucking gay cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
just one more!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Nipple clamps

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
yay!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Slags
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Does anyone fancy an argument?
I can be quite rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)
fuck off you druggled pricken LARP cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
A new twist on an old classic.
Like when I shit on your mum's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
A Mr Whippy of the finest bumcream

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
DEE-LEECIOUS ARSECREAM, FROM EET-A-LEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Has anyone got £7.92 they could front me?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I got 99 problems but 8 pence ain't one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I think you meant to say £8.00

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I still have my life savings to fall back on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
A pile of shit old records no one but you wants won't pay the gas man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)
shit old records + all his clothes + furniture + electrial goods.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
no you fucking can't.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Wee-wee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Let's not. Yesterday was more than sufficient.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
You fucking talking to me YOU CUNT?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I believe he was
As indicated by the direct reply to your earlier post

YOU FUCKING MONG
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
*tears shirt off*
THAT IS FUCKING *IT* SON.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)
*touches toes*
*parts buttocks*
*wonders what tiny sensation is*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This post needs MOAR pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
No it doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
i think you've got artistic flair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)
no probaz bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I think you've got bum-AIDZ

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Got 99 problems bum-AIDZ ain't one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
i can't argue with you because you're on ignore again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I've put myself on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
we can all learn from your example

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I did that a while back, it was rather odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I'd go straight back to London.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
has she showed you her mopsy yet, Baz?
or is she still playing hard to get?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I'd like to know why he gets a nosebleed outside the M25, and yet insists on wearing his country clobber round town

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
£30 on a plain vanilla t shirt is perfectly reasonable to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)
tiling, probably
insofar as that is possible with only one functioning arm.

That's just how I roll, sporters.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I'd tile you right in your FUCKING FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
BOOM.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
TILE, TILE TILE THE ROOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
TICK, TICK, TICK TICK GROUT.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)
You really need to roll better
This may result in less breakage
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)
*gaz's Bella for advice*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Always ask the expert

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
'STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR HEGEMONIC GAZZEZ'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
fucking hedges
always oppressin wimminz.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)
and sheep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
never a truer word spoken.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Hang around with everyone's daughters.
It was fun, we made ice cream sundays and I introduced them to the Blazzing Squard album. I then tied them via a bungee cord to a peg in the middle of a guarden (as the weather was so nice) while I hanged out with everyone's exes trying'n'failing to get laid*.

* I'm making it realistic by saying I didn't get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Wait a sec, I read this as "What did you do last sunday" rather than "What you would like to do".
If we're doing what I would like to do, then I'll do the sex thing and the kid wouldn't be there.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)
you tied up little girls with bungee cord last weekend?
...riiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Ruin the chevron.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
you are a sad sad little man and you have my pity.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
One thing he isn't is little.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
little high, little low

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Alanis morissette

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Aids
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
no, toy story.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)
i might go home anyway, i've got teh coughing AIDZ and it's driving my room-mate insane
it has made my voice sound all 40-a-day husky though. clients don't recognise me on the phone and i keep getting compliments about it. i'd quite like it to stay but every now and again it goes horribly wrong and squeaks like a 13 year old boy.

maybe my balls are finally dropping.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)
i was really disappointed that you weren't on telly last night and then plumdozer told me off :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
nah
they banned me from "top model" for being too gorgeous, it wasn't fair on the other girls.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
you think a little too much of yourself there, swipe
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1566730
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
you were stuck in watching bbc2
and i was at a champagne reception in the city.

therefore the only programme you could have been on is "biggest loser".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
i wasn't watching it, i just saw it was on
out with the gf tonight, hitting the town big stylee, world is our oyster, gonna tear it up pronto
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
translation:
a meal for two followed by a bit of yawning and the realisation that it's a schoolnight so you'll go home to get some kip.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)
you're right, probably just the famous kings for a pint or two

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

gorgeous fat.

before someone else says it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
thats a bit mean mate, women are sensitive about their weights

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
:(((
and no, those are NOT extra chins.

before someone else says it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
More chins than a chinese phone book.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
You lost in the final round to an Airfix 1/72 scale Heinkel HE-111

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Junkers!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Junkers in her trunkers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
did she messerschmidts?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I certainly did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Stuka!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
you're de havilland a laugh!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Audi-r
I've done it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
That's what you get for boeing a mackem.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is Virgin on the ridiculous now
I Comet o here for jokes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I know, you need somewhere to escape from your bi, plain wife

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Flemb makes an excelent lubricant, just so you know.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
That has to go on the blog.
Assuming you meant phlegm, anyway. This is now one of my favourites.

Also, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Hah, ok, good morning lovely ! How are you?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Any Leeds fans about?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Today I'll wager no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Me!
It's such a lovely place. Full of really sound Yorkshiremen. I like the way they never have a massive chip on their shoulder. Also, they're really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I think you dropped this
(!)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
That's due to all the chips being deep fried in lard and being consumed whilst they search for a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Wondered how long it'd take you to start gloating, haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I know I'm safe today as all 3 Blackburn fans are back in special care

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I need to ask them if they'd like a can of 7up
And their opinion on the best David Fincher film

Etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
What does Alien 3 have to do with anything?
After all, Fight Club and Se7en are both hugely overrated, and not very good, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)
You're obviously a Leeds fan

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Would you like a can of 7up?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)
No thanks, far too cloying
Have you seen this? io9.com/5895080/totally-badass-trailer-for-battlestar-galacticas-cylon-war-prequel-blood-and-chrome
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I have not
And the page is borked, but thank you very much mate - I'll keep refreshing it until it bloody well works!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)
You are wrong, these a5re both excellent films

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I honestly, genuinely didn't enjoy either.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
YEY FOOTBALL

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Morning
I do in fact have today off. I shall be using it to go to London and be put to the Inquisition. Quick, describe a time you used a multi-dimensional communication strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I wished you good luck on an internet forum
while belming and making wanking gestures IRL.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I harnessed the power of a supernova to speak to my girlfriend, who was stood on a beach in Norway, in an alternate universe.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)
POTD
Not bad for a Leeds fan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Well this is obviously a lie
you don't have a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

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