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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, my day's been a roundhouse to the nuts.
A clusterfuck of my own devising. So I'm getting drunk and playing an online game.
Note to interested parties: if exes appear to hate you, chances are they probably do.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A clusterfuck of my own devising. So I'm getting drunk and playing an online game.
Note to interested parties: if exes appear to hate you, chances are they probably do.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This is a question which many people have been asking me.
I just do.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)
I just do.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)
ooh, that's the kind of thing I say.
Does that mean I'm a bent spastic as well?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Does that mean I'm a bent spastic as well?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Then try not to.
Giving a fuck isn't going to get you anywhere, is it?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Giving a fuck isn't going to get you anywhere, is it?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Remember Tim Westwood's advice
"Wrap it up, before you slap it up"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
"Wrap it up, before you slap it up"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I like how just thinking about
tim westward works as a contraceptive
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
tim westward works as a contraceptive
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
No, she's talking about the DJ that only ever faces the setting sun
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I bought Auchentoshan on Friday.
Might have some with lemonade later.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Might have some with lemonade later.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
You are confusing me with Battered.
He's the midget Zammo, I'm the Maroon 5 dude.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
He's the midget Zammo, I'm the Maroon 5 dude.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
What, so you don't/can't tell when a man is good looking?
How old are you, 13?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
How old are you, 13?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I have rum.
When in need of comfort, I pretend I'm a pirate. It's a coping mechanism, shut up.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
When in need of comfort, I pretend I'm a pirate. It's a coping mechanism, shut up.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
when at the gym on the rowing machine
I sometimes put on seashanties on my MP3.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
I sometimes put on seashanties on my MP3.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)
OMG!
I'm totally going to do that, now. NOt sure if there is anything like that on the pier round here, just a monkey with tits
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I'm totally going to do that, now. NOt sure if there is anything like that on the pier round here, just a monkey with tits
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
www.wincantoncameraclub.co.uk/gallery/Mumbles-monkey-business,-by-Brian-Ellard.jpg
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Stop talking about nightmares!
I've had nightmares every night this week. I don't know what that's all about, but I've had enough.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I've had nightmares every night this week. I don't know what that's all about, but I've had enough.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
I'm not kidding. I'm starting to dread going to sleep.
Anyone would think I had something on my mind...
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Anyone would think I had something on my mind...
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
I'm really more of the drinking and moping type.
If I go and top myself, I will just look like an even bigger, softer cunt.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
If I go and top myself, I will just look like an even bigger, softer cunt.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I bet you even sing along to Nickelbacks breakthrough single 'How you remind me' whilst you cry yourself to sleep
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Time is a great healer Kroney, don't piss your life away, you've got so much to live for ...
srs though have you tried skag yet? I got liquid morphine as an unofficial christmas present and that shit was the business
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
srs though have you tried skag yet? I got liquid morphine as an unofficial christmas present and that shit was the business
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
A song joke perhaps, but not one about the same song.
So yeah, you ruined it.
Well done.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
So yeah, you ruined it.
Well done.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I'm all for insulting past regulars, that'll learn them to leave and have lives and shit
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
That's why I did it.
My bitterness has made my soul shrivel up to the size of a winkle.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
My bitterness has made my soul shrivel up to the size of a winkle.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
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