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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright Cavoid?
I am sipping Auchentoshan and listening to Bonnie 'Prince' Billy.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I am sipping Auchentoshan and listening to Bonnie 'Prince' Billy.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
good for you
i am doing nothing and listening to something odd on 6music.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
i am doing nothing and listening to something odd on 6music.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
yup
that's pretty much why i'm on the internet. If i were doing interesting things, I wouldn't be on here
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)
that's pretty much why i'm on the internet. If i were doing interesting things, I wouldn't be on here
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)
'Ere Cap'n!
*attempts to salute with bad arm, winces, swears and stands lopsidedly to attention.*
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
*attempts to salute with bad arm, winces, swears and stands lopsidedly to attention.*
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Got a nice metal plate in it now and mending as we speak.
Will take 6 weeks to heal properly though and I'm still not quite right after the general on Saturday, I have however managed to lay off the Tramadol as they zombied me good and proper.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Will take 6 weeks to heal properly though and I'm still not quite right after the general on Saturday, I have however managed to lay off the Tramadol as they zombied me good and proper.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Yeah, it's one hell of a lot less fun than it sounds.
It mostly involves sitting on the sofa trying to find the energy to do the washing up.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
It mostly involves sitting on the sofa trying to find the energy to do the washing up.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
you'r normaly Gay Shift.
You just pissed off battered, which is not hard. I'd be more impressed if yopu actually got soemone to like you.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
You just pissed off battered, which is not hard. I'd be more impressed if yopu actually got soemone to like you.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I think he has a mental tick that causes him to shout "bert" at strangers.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I'm not normally gay shift.
But I logged my phone in so I could gaz Monty.
I usually lurk in the daytime.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)
But I logged my phone in so I could gaz Monty.
I usually lurk in the daytime.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Can't use t'internet at work during the day, but I would if I could.
Have you got the bertourettes too?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Bert the bert off
I'm going to bert you in the bert
Berting things up my cockend and berting them out
Am I getting the hang of it here or no?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I'm going to bert you in the bert
Berting things up my cockend and berting them out
Am I getting the hang of it here or no?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Gay shift is night time , which is when you usually post.
Unless you mean specifically after midnight: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_gay_shift
Which I hadn't realised was the technical definition.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Unless you mean specifically after midnight: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_gay_shift
Which I hadn't realised was the technical definition.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I use it to refer to the day shift on here.
I am aware of the Antipodean reference.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I am aware of the Antipodean reference.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Yes, and you are wrong.
It's OK, I know you don't admit such things so I shall just take it as read.
BTW, I'm right in assume you hate Iron Maiden, aren't I?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
It's OK, I know you don't admit such things so I shall just take it as read.
BTW, I'm right in assume you hate Iron Maiden, aren't I?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I was wrong yes, and Iron Maiden are indeed ultra bent shit for autistic quenders.
hope this helps.
xx
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
hope this helps.
xx
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Thought so.
Hallowed Be Thy Name came up on random earlier and my second thought, after "damn fine tune this" was "I bet Dozer would fucking hate this"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Hallowed Be Thy Name came up on random earlier and my second thought, after "damn fine tune this" was "I bet Dozer would fucking hate this"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Do you often think about me when you're lonely?
Do you think about me when you touch yourself at night?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Do you think about me when you touch yourself at night?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
I wish I could say the feeling is mutual, but you're no Sian Williams.
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Thank for the link
I prefer Gay Shift, because it certainly ain't Super Happy Fun Time"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I prefer Gay Shift, because it certainly ain't Super Happy Fun Time"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Don't take it as gospel
it's 4-5 years out of date, more of a historical document than a user guide.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
it's 4-5 years out of date, more of a historical document than a user guide.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
possibly.
but more noticeably in this case, as I know the subject matter.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
but more noticeably in this case, as I know the subject matter.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
It's really that hard to piss off battered though, that guy is more touchy than an over familiar uncle.
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He's a nice chap.
A bit touchy on line thought. I told him the same about you, but substituting "poncey" for "touchy"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
A bit touchy on line thought. I told him the same about you, but substituting "poncey" for "touchy"
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Fucken autocorrect
I meant to be on B3RT.COM instead of here. No wonder nothing makes sense
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I meant to be on B3RT.COM instead of here. No wonder nothing makes sense
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
well i finished writing a big document
taught a couple of lessons, did a bunch of paperwork, went swimming and had tea.
so that's a no
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
taught a couple of lessons, did a bunch of paperwork, went swimming and had tea.
so that's a no
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
A normal day for a teacher/lecturer then (sorry, not sure which you do). Too much paperwork, not enough time doing what you actually want to do
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Shit, isn't it. I work in education too, and the focus is all wrong at the moment
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Top Pandering right there lad.
you probably don't need to try so hard with Caves mind...
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
you probably don't need to try so hard with Caves mind...
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Yup, I am Rob's Sockpuppet.
Seriously though, cavey'll take anything with a pulse and a Y chromosome. Bonus points for being (in not particular order):
In to photography
In to LARP
Welsh
Edit: able to remember not to put an E in her name.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Seriously though, cavey'll take anything with a pulse and a Y chromosome. Bonus points for being (in not particular order):
In to photography
In to LARP
Welsh
Edit: able to remember not to put an E in her name.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Ahh, clever boy.
Cavey is a mate and would appreciate the humour, just annoyed she'd not here to read it.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Cavey is a mate and would appreciate the humour, just annoyed she'd not here to read it.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Still working out the reply button
Seems to shoot my answers everywhere. Making them even less relevant
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Seems to shoot my answers everywhere. Making them even less relevant
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Possibly.
He's still under suspicion of sockery, but seem to dull for this to me likely. In other words, perfect gay shift fodder.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
He's still under suspicion of sockery, but seem to dull for this to me likely. In other words, perfect gay shift fodder.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
I just did.
and Gay is not my meme. My meme is actually being all the things you humorously pretend to be.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
and Gay is not my meme. My meme is actually being all the things you humorously pretend to be.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
I know not what you mean.
Though you do seem to know a lot about pretending.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Though you do seem to know a lot about pretending.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)
We know a song about that, don't we kids?
I think you scared the Noob off with your predatory quendering.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
I think you scared the Noob off with your predatory quendering.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Learning the ropes
Right. I understand Bert.
But what is quendering?
Is it a contraction of Quinten and bender + gerund?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Right. I understand Bert.
But what is quendering?
Is it a contraction of Quinten and bender + gerund?
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Basically yet another lolarious way of calling people gay
we seem to do a lot of this. oddly we have no openly gay members, I wonder why.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)
we seem to do a lot of this. oddly we have no openly gay members, I wonder why.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)
It's the bit to the right of us.
unless you're doing politics, in which case, the reverse.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
unless you're doing politics, in which case, the reverse.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
It was a bunch of picture type quizzes.
Identify the countries, the flags, and the capital cities.
I was surprised at how many I actually knew.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Identify the countries, the flags, and the capital cities.
I was surprised at how many I actually knew.
( , Wed 21 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I'd be surprised it I got any right. I could probably find France on a map, probably.
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