No one likes link threads. This is the Friday Night Shut In Thread.
Why aren't you out chugging glasses and slapping arses? Come inside and reveal all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:11, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm watching Independance Day
Welcome to earth bitch. Have a nice day.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Why do you keep linking to shit 'yoof' music of an evening then?
I'm a shutin because I'm old and boring and have no friends to go out carousing with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

ha ha ha

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Because I've had a fucking awful week
and I'm too knackered to do anything except sit in bed and mechanically shovel takeaway in to my face.
(berk, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I wish I had a takeaway.
Instead I've twelve bottles of Peroni and am debating getting a load of weed in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Your problems are easily remedied, Baz.
I personally would advocate weed AND takeaway.
(berk, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I'm on a weight loss hype 'n ting unfortunately.
And I feel slightly embarrassed to have to ask my little brother to sort out drugs, seeing as he's the one with the connections down here.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

You know how many calories are in beer, right?
your diet's screwed for the evening, you may as well have a pizza. And what else is family for, but helping you out when you need it, eh?
(berk, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I was always gonna ask my brother to sort me out, I just feel a little, you know, weird.
There are no calories in beer and I won't hear otherwise.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Oh berk, you should settle down with a nice boy like gonz

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Sweet though you are, Gonz
there is very little you could have done to improve this week.
(berk, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'm not Gonz

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)

So you're not
sorry. My brain's gone for the evening.
(berk, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

pssst.
That's Al.

But the point stands. You need a nice young boy like Gonz to rub your feet and massage your shoulders and stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Because I'm obsessively trying to find £1 to make my books balance.
£1. I'd chuck more at a beggar if I didn't have a brick to hand.

I'm also trying to come to terms with the fact that people a mile or so away have decided that they want to be represented by George Galloway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I'm currently downloading All Good Things.
To aid my Ryan Gosling fix.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Seems that everyone is actually out having a life then, eh.
What about that then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Idiots the lot of them.
I'm nine bottles down and loving life/the fact the girl I'm obsessed with actually text me this evening.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I'll be out in fine style tomorrow
Bonzo Dog Doodah Band. Fuck knows what they'll be like, or who is in the line-up now, but we're going.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

They surely need at least Viv Stanshall and Neil Innes
Obviously Stanshall is impossible, is Innes involved with this reunion?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Innes, Larry Smith
And some others.

I'd have loved to see Stanshall. A master taker of the piss.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I'm shut in because I have a 3 month old baby
I am chugging a glass though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)

my mate
Just had a tune of his played by Dave Clark.

I am chuffed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Are you glad all over?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Just in bits and pieces.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Dave Clark the techno DJ.
Not as in the Five.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

And The Doors were fucking shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Dreary and overrated.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)

A time and a place I think
Always bigger in Vietnam era US than here.

They needed them, we didn't. See also - Country Joe and the Fish.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Jim Morrison was nearly as dickheadedly pompous as Battered.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I'm on my way home
From a long week, anyone still up?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)

yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Sorta.

(berk, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Shouldn't be
But I am.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

And your point was....

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm quite happy.
I wish it wasn't as easy as this for my evening to go from 'meh' to 'bloody hell I'm happy', but it is. God bless text messaging.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)

Hah
I know how that goes. Sadly my phone is bleep-free this evening.
(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)

Thing is.
She'll be amazing via text message and when I *actually* get to see her, but if I try and sort out when we're seeing each other next, she'll blow me off massively. I'm beyond confused/stressed out/sad about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Tricky
she sounds like a mess, to be honest, and I'm not sure how you can best deal with that. It's a very hard line to tread, between no pressure and looking like you don't give a shit.
(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Clearly
I have all the answers, if only Baz would ask.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Honestly don't know what to do.
I know it's not me, I know she's like this with everyone. I mean she text me earlier saying "I miss you", but if I try and arrange something I know she'll go all quiet. She DOES have issues, I know that, and I'm fine with that, and I haven't had the chance to say to her in person that I'm fine with that and will be as patient as anything for her, it's just getting to fucking see her to tell her all that in the first place. I really like her and she likes me, and I know this is going to be a slow process. It's just getting this process started in the first place that's the problem. She's so closed off and I just want to get in there and tell her my intentions. I've never met anyone as perfect as her and well suited to me before, I ain't giving in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:09, Reply)

Baz. Take a tip from an old hand.
She doesn't want to be loved. She wants to feel loved.

Kick her into touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

Aww, bless you
if she's that special, keep trying. Persisting can be a pain in the ass but you sound absolutely bonkers about her. I'm sure you'll get your chance.
(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:16, Reply)

^ All manner of wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Pfft well you've heard enough of my problems to know I've no place giving people advice in affairs of the heart
nevertheless, I wish young Bazmond the best.
(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:23, Reply)

Don't get me wrong. I too wish Baz all the best.
I think I might be damaged.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:27, Reply)

Drunk?

(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:29, Reply)

Oddly, no.
I went out for a post-work dinner and I've been on water. Although I'm having a beer now.

How was your week, aside from busy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:32, Reply)

Shite.

(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:34, Reply)

How come, hon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:35, Reply)

Busy, stressful
boss got on my tits so much I ended up having a little weep yesterday.
(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:38, Reply)

*there there*
Sorry if that's of small comfort.

I'm here though! :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Only problem is I'm not sure what else I can do.
Like I say, when I see her, it's perfect. It's just getting the opportunity to see her. I've spent half a dozen nights with her and I haven't even shagged her yet, and for the first time ever I don't care. I just like spending time with her. For someone to make me feel that way I'm not going to let it slip out my hands. Completely at a loss with regards to how to step things up, but, I'll keep trying. She's ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:31, Reply)

You say, 'She's ace'
I say, 'Cards on the table'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:33, Reply)

As horrible as I feel saying this, and I do feel like a proper cunt towards her.
So much so that if I do anything with either of them I'll scrap things with her, I have two other girls I'm currently speaking to. I feel dirty just typing that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:37, Reply)

Speaking ain't cheating.

(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Innit berk.
Baz has set his lifestyle morals too high.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Heh.
I can't comment much on that one, either.
(berk, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:45, Reply)

You're starting to sound like some sort of hussy.
I know you! You can't kid a kidder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:50, Reply)

I still feel guilty about it though.
I'm supposed to be meeting one of them next weekend and I'm not sure what to do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:45, Reply)

Good luck Baz.
From one romantic twat to another, good luck and keep fighting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Being a hopeless romantic is ace, but also shit, ain't it?
(and cheers by the way)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 0:32, Reply)

I've just got home
'business lunch' with a potential customer - beer with Pooflake and some other bellends - dinner (a truly awesome home made chinese meal) with some very nice wine and then a couple of drinks in the local.
I might be described as 'a tad squiffy'!
This is a Good Thing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Evening benders.
Am I missing some kind of emo therapy session?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:39, Reply)

Up ^ somewhere, I've just offered to buy you and Cavy lunch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:39, Reply)

I keep trying, Jeff.
I got Amberl to agree to help too. I even said we could spend a few hours in Waterstones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:42, Reply)

I've had enough of socialising
it gets so repetitive and London people seem to share the same tedious boorish personality. I may take up embroidery or something
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:49, Reply)

Evening fake Swipe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:50, Reply)

Oh, well come join the sad shutin party.
We know how to live it up here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:50, Reply)

I am about to crack open my last bottle of Peroni.
And I didn't even get marijuana in because mummy dearest came back early. Woe is me at this time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:55, Reply)

It could be worse.
At least you're not still ginger.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 1:59, Reply)

Shall I turn the lights off on my way out?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 2:35, Reply)

Thx bbz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 2:43, Reply)