g'noon.
word up?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 17:53, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not much
Sitting in a train station. This is what I do now. I hate trains. Drinks are hopefully at the end of it all.
( Kroney, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Trains are alright, they take you new places or they take you home. Eaither way is good.
I bought some mushroom ketchup today, I have no idea what ketchup means now, or what to do with it. I plan to make a steak sandwicht hough.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I have some of that sitting in the back of the fridge
I put it in a few slowcooker stews, made it a bit more mushroom-y.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Not a lot.
I have done sod all today apart from get the dog out for a walk. She rolled in a dead hedgehog; thankfully she doesn't stink as a result.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Sweet, I just made a well nice sauce for my steak sandwich tonight.
I used mushroom ketchup*, mushrooms, mustard, honey, cornflower'n'water... it's come out really savory, quite pleasent, on a bed of fried onions in warm chiabatta.


* Turns out, this is actually like worstshier sauce.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)

OH MY GOD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cetXtZMenw

He's pretty much done what I've done here, from the 'mushroom ketchup' stage onwards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:52, Reply)

Got your message DG
No problem. I'm going to the gym for an hour I'll get back to you later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Cheers Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

i pulled down more wallpaper
plaster came off with it. How bad is that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 18:43, Reply)

It's not a huge problem.
Once all the paper's off, just wipe the walls down and skim them with a bit of polyfilla.

How's your head today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)

fine
I don't really do hangovers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Lucky girl.
I've lost any capacity I ever had for drinking. and I'm going to be seriously out of practice next month.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)

blimey
there seems to eb a program about the vets i take my pigs to. Weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Oh man, ultimate steak sandwich is awesome. It has..
- Mushroom ketchup sauce that I made
- I roasted a chiabata after covering it in garlic and butter.
- fried onions
- Mustard
- Stoke's Tomarto Ketchup and fries on the side.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Oh', yeah', a steak thats perfectly cooked and sliced against the grain too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Spanish omelette with chorizo, mature cheddar and tabasco, followed by diet Cherry Coke.
FOOD
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)

i had some garlic bread
and a muesli bar.

/foodfail
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)

You really are quite special.
How's you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

the grump fug is lifting
and peeling very old wallpaper off the wall is satisfying.

How're you doing?

(may not answer for a bit, getting milk)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Yeah I'm alright, a few big life changes but they're for the best I think.
Kinda miss this place sometimes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

you're not missing all that much
there were dramas the other week, mind.

glad to hear things are looking up :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)

What have you made with your newly purchased milk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)

nothing
I just hate not having milk in the morning and having to leave the house without a cup of tea first. I could have some hot chocolate I suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Skimmed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

He's calling you fat, Cavy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I'd never call Cavy fat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:20, Reply)

She would
In fact, she did.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)

yes I am

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

yes it is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Skimmed milk comes from slim cows.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)

or flayed cows

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

What sort of cows produce semi-skimmed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)

boy one with
half a hard on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

You've given this too much thought.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Boo-bees
Sorry, wrong joke.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Ching-Chong Chinaman...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I've been to the gym.
And now I'm back with a takeaway curry.

That's how it works isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I've had takeaway curry, but not been to the gym
How does that work?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I haven't been to the gym, or got a takeaway.
I don't work.
Well, not *for* anyone, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

nor me
but I've eaten enough softmints to see through time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I had a packet of soft fruits at football this afternoon.
The were by far the most enjoyable part of the football experience. Well, aside from the pub before and the pasty I had.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

did you do this to help them find the goal?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlpkGMEOors
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I'm guess you've enjoyed your curry without slightly achey legs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I enjoyed mine with a strong pale ale.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I'm going to have a beer in a bit.
I've had a pint of ribena post-gym.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Blimey it's quiet on here these days.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

TRIIIIIIIO!
...TRI-I-I-O!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 7:07, Reply)

What are you doing up so fucking early?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 7:16, Reply)

What are YOU doing up so fucking early?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 7:23, Reply)

Sunday, innit?
Boot sale day.
*yawns*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 7:26, Reply)

You both think you've been up early? Try 4.15am courtesy of a teething baby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I'm currently hating myself.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Would it help if we hated you too?
Wassup, bazza?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

He's probably bought a pair of trousers that aren't quite within his idiom

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)

It would help.
I brought a girl back last night.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh dear.
And she's not *the* girl?

Make her a cup of tea and tell her to fuck off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

She is not.
She's gone now, although I was going to cry when about an hour ago she said "do you mind if I go back to sleep for a few hours?". Yes I do, get out of here. My brother's currently ripping the piss out of me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

hahaha.
Still, at least you got some.

Have a fry up and go back to bed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I feel quite terrible about it really.
As long as no one I know reads b3ta it should remain under wraps which is a consolation.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

If it helps, Barry, the pound shop sales 3 cans of sugar free vimto for £1. I opened up a can last night to try it.
I just went to take another sip, and it's still fizzy, where as every other fizzy drink that I take a sip from the next day goes flat.

I'm not sure why I thought this would help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Are you coming down off anything though? 'cus you could convince yourself its just that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Nah was just pissed as a fart all day yesterday.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Ahh, I do enjoy a Sunday BarryOaks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I feel dirty Jeff.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I'm not dirty Baz.
I had a shower earlier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

revel in the afterglow a little
I'm sure she's not too fed up about it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

subthread - find the april fools articles and things
I've got two so far
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/01/cameron-shaun-ryder-advise-tories
maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit&utm_source=yt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

thechap.net/content/section_news/?p=1028
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)